• PG-13, 1 hr. 44 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Thom Eberhardt
    In Theaters:
    Sep 18, 1992 Wide
    On DVD:
    Sep 3, 2002

Captain Ron Quotes

The top Captain Ron quotes selected by the Rotten Tomatoes community. Login to submit a quote!

    1. Martin Harvey: Slow down! There's boats all over the place!
    2. Captain Ron: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.
    – Submitted by Nick S (11 months ago)
    1. Patti: Already I don't like her a lot.
    – Submitted by Barbara Ann B (20 months ago)
    1. Captain Ron: They're just playing 'Hide the Salami'.
    – Submitted by Barbara Ann B (20 months ago)
    1. Caroline Harvey: What?
    – Submitted by Barbara Ann B (20 months ago)
    1. Captain Ron: It's just a squall, they come on ya fast and they leave ya fast.
    – Submitted by Barbara Ann B (20 months ago)
    1. Captain Ron: They were playing hide the Salami in the shower.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: Ehh they will get out of are way learned that driving the Saratoga.
    2. Martin Harvey: The USS Saratoga.
    3. Captain Ron: Yeah the old Sarah.
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: If you just let me back into that game I can widdle it down some.
    2. Martin Harvey: Why don't you widdle your way out of my life!
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: Ehhh don't worry about it kiddie, it could happen to anyone.
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Caroline Harvey: Captain Ron, I was wondering. Are we going to be going to any more 'human' type places?
    2. Captain Ron: Well, you heard of St. Croix?
    3. Caroline Harvey: Yeah.
    4. Captain Ron: We're going to the island just to the left of it.
    5. Caroline Harvey: What's it called?
    6. Captain Ron: Ted's.
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: Well if anything's going to happen it's going to happen out there.
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And now... we are out of fuel!
    – Submitted by Chris J (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: I've always been a fast healer... course I believe in Jesus.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)
    1. Benjamin Harvey: What about your other eye?
    2. Captain Ron: Glass, swab. I won it in a crap game.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)
    1. Benjamin Harvey: That's half the money I have left.
    2. Captain Ron: Shit happens. Cough it up.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: Besides, if we get lost, we pull in somewhere and ask directions.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ron: 'El Caribe.' The Spanish Main. It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.
    – Submitted by Captain Ron . (2 years ago)

Find More Movie Quotes

Rio 2
(3 quotes)
Oculus
(0 quotes)
Draft Day
(0 quotes)
Noah
(8 quotes)
Divergent
(15 quotes)
God's Not Dead
(3 quotes)
Find us on:                 
Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | Press | API | Licensing | Mobile