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Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)

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Critic Reviews: 4
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In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

PG-13, 1 hr. 29 min.

Comedy

Directed By: Bill Fishman

In Theaters: Jan 28, 1994 Wide

On DVD: Dec 2, 2003

Orion Home Video

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Cast

David Johansen
Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti
Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Bobbi Collins
Carlo
Louis Di Bianco
Nicco
Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Lee Arenberg
Ivan the Architect
Conrad Coates
DA #2
Rik Colitti
Sergeant Abrams
Maria Diaz
E.D.N.A.
Daniel Dion
Officer Brown
Arlene Duncan
Officer Kagan
Michelyn Emelle
Mrs. Robb
Eileen Farrell
Dancer
Eliza Garrett
Boys in Blue Director
Phil Jarrett
FBI Plain Clothesman
Peter Keleghan
DA #1
Tex Konig
Construction Worker
Mojo Nixon
Sidewalk Preacher
Michael Ricupero
Officer Nicholson
Jason Scott
Officer Simons
Raymond Joseph Teller
Luthers
Tone-Loc
Hackman
Gina Vasic
Mrs. Manicotti
Brian Chambers
Delivery Boy
Coati Mundi
Mambo Singer
Peter Silverman
Newscaster
Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon
Elena Kudaba
Mrs. Pirogi
Benjamin Barrett
Kid with Beanie
Rummy Bishop
Hotel Clerk
Diane Fabian
Pie Lady
Von Flores
Mr. Kim
Jackie Richardson
Madam
Claude Salvas
Animal Rights Activist
Ellen-Ray Hennessey
Arlene
Eli Gabay
Henchman #2
Sandi Stahlbrand
Officer Executive
Matt Robinson
Homeboy
Richard Smith
Dancer

Critic Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

All Critics (14) | Top Critics (4) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (14) | DVD (1)

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

May 13, 2008 Full Review Source: Variety

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Brian Lowry

Variety

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Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

May 20, 2003 Full Review Source: New York Times

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Janet Maslin

New York Times

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A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Washington Post

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David Mills

Washington Post

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Quite simply, it isn't very funny.

May 13, 2008 Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide

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TV Guide's Movie Guide

All concerned should be run-in.

November 25, 2002 Comment

Ken Hanke

Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Take this film's badge and retire it from the force -- pleeaase!

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle

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Pamela Bruce

Austin Chronicle

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I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...

July 25, 2007

Sarah Prisbylla

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Wow, this really is pretty bad. It is an insult to the tv series from the 1960's that bears the same name. Rosie O'Donnell has a good bit though. This film just isn't funny.

August 16, 2009

James Higgins

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