Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)


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Movie Info

In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord.

Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Ebbe Roe Smith, Erik Tarloff, Peter McCarthy
In Theaters:
On DVD: Dec 2, 2003
Orion Home Video



as Gunther Toody

as Francis Muldoon

as Velma Velour

as Captain Dave Anderso...

as Lucille Toody

as Don Motti

as Leo Schnauzer

as Herbert Hortz

as Mrs. Muldoon

as Boys in Blue Directo...

as Sergeant Abrams

as Hackman

as Hackman

as Mambo Singer

as Officer Brown

as Officer Nicholson

as Officer Kagan

as Officer Simons

as Officer Rodriguez

as 1st District Attorne...

as 2nd District Attorne...

as 1st Henchman

as 2nd Henchman

as Beautiful Young Woma...

as Homeboy

as E.D.N.A.

as Animal Rights Activi...

as Delivery Boy

as Mrs. Pirogi

as Hotel Clerk

as Mr. Kim

as Mrs. Robb

as Mrs. Manicotti

as Kid with Beanie

as Ivan the Architect

as Spitting Lady

as Pie Lady

as EDNA Technician

as FBI Plain Clothesman

as Rap Fellow

as Construction Worker

as Rap Fellow

as Sidewalk Preacher

as Newscaster

as Officer Executive

as Boys in Blue Directo...
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Critic Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

All Critics (14) | Top Critics (4)

This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.

Full Review… | September 7, 2011
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

Full Review… | May 13, 2008
Top Critic

Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

Full Review… | May 20, 2003
New York Times
Top Critic

A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Washington Post
Top Critic

Quite simply, it isn't very funny.

Full Review… | May 13, 2008
TV Guide's Movie Guide

All concerned should be run-in.

November 25, 2002
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Audience Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...

Sarah Prisbylla

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