Quite simply, it isn't very funny.
Car 54, Where Are You? (1993)
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Reviews Counted:13
Fresh:0
Rotten:13
Average Rating:1.9/10
Runtime: 89 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Based on the TV sitcom, the film offers a madcap look at the men in blue beating the streets of the Big Apple and trying to control the craziness inside and outside the station house. CAR 54, WHERE... Based on the TV sitcom, the film offers a madcap look at the men in blue beating the streets of the Big Apple and trying to control the craziness inside and outside the station house. CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOU? features enjoyable cameos by, among others, the Ramones, Penn & Teller, and Tone Loc. [More]
Starring: David Johansen, John C. McGinley, Brian Muldoon, Rosie O'Donnell
Starring: David Johansen, John C. McGinley, Brian Muldoon, Rosie O'Donnell, Fran Drescher, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Piven, Nipsey Russell, Al Lewis
Director: Bill Fishman
Director: Bill Fishman
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Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?
At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.
A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.
Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.
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