Casino Royale Quotes

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    1. James Bond: I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.
    2. James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Don't worry your not my type.
    2. Vesper Lynd: Smart?
    3. James Bond: Single.
    – Submitted by Kenneth V (10 months ago)
    1. James Bond: How about a drink at my place?
    2. Solange: That would really send him over the edge. I'm afraid I'm not that cruel.
    3. James Bond: Or perhaps you're just out of practice
    – Submitted by Kevin D (17 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
    – Submitted by Geraldo G (18 months ago)
    1. M: Christ, I miss the Cold War!
    – Submitted by Aslan L (18 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you haven't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
    2. James Bond: If you'd just been born, wouldn't you be naked?
    3. Vesper Lynd: You have me there. You can have me anywhere.
    4. James Bond: I can?
    5. Vesper Lynd: Yeah. Here or there. Anywhere you like.
    – Submitted by Saffron A (20 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: You know James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met.
    2. James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.
    3. Vesper Lynd: I have no idea.
    4. James Bond: But you're aching to find out.
    – Submitted by Saffron A (20 months ago)
    1. James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
    – Submitted by Bobby S (20 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: You think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits. So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
    2. James Bond: You noticed.
    3. Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination.
    – Submitted by Saffron A (20 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there, are you? You've got your armor back on, that's that.
    2. James Bond: I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (21 months ago)
    1. James Bond: You know, I think a celebration is in order.
    2. Vesper Lynd: You were almost dead an hour ago...
    3. James Bond: [looks at her] C'mon, I'm famished.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (21 months ago)
    1. M: God, I miss the Cold War.
    – Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (21 months ago)
    1. James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
    – Submitted by Oindri D (21 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: [introducing herself to Bond] I'm the money.
    2. James Bond: Every penny of it.
    – Submitted by Nugroho B (21 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
    – Submitted by Brendan C (22 months ago)
    1. Le Chiffre: Cause even after I slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open arms because they need what I know.
    – Submitted by Emma B (22 months ago)
    1. Gettler: Get back! I'll kill her!
    2. James Bond: Allow me.
    – Submitted by William C (22 months ago)
    1. Le Chiffre: You must have thought I was bluffing Mr. Bond.
    – Submitted by Adam D (22 months ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: There's not enough room in this elevator for me and your ego.
    – Submitted by Adam D (22 months ago)
    1. Mr. White: You asked for the introduction, that's all my organization is willing to guarantee.
    – Submitted by Adam D (22 months ago)
    1. James Bond: M really doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side, Dryden. She'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets.
    2. Dryden: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man Bond. If M was so sure I was bent...she'd have sent a Double-O. Benefits of being Section Chief...I would know of anyone being promoted to Double-O status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills...and it takes-
    3. James Bond: Two. [flashback of Bond fighting Dryden's contact in a bathroom]
    4. Dryden: [whips out gun from the desk he is sitting at , aiming it directly at Bond] Shame...we barely got to know each other. [Dryden pulls the trigger, but a small click is heard and nothing happens]
    5. James Bond: [holds up magazine] I know where you keep your gun. Suppose that's something.
    – Submitted by Austin W (22 months ago)
    1. Mr. White: Who is this? *shot in leg* AAAGH!
    2. James Bond: *descends stair case, turning off phone* The name's Bond *looks at White* James Bond.
    – Submitted by Jack P (23 months ago)
    1. James Bond: Vodka-Martini.
    2. Bartender: Shaken or Stirred?
    3. James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
    – Submitted by Zach S (23 months ago)
    1. M: You've got a bloody cheek!
    2. James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera first next time
    3. M: Or yourself. You stormed into an Embassy. You violated the only absolutely inviolate rule of international relations, and why? So you could kill a nobody. We wanted to question him, not to kill him! For God's sake! You're supposed to display some kind of judgement.
    4. James Bond: I did. I thought one less bomb maker in the world would be a good thing.
    5. M: Exactly. One bomb maker. We're trying to figure out how an entire network of terrorist groups is financed and you give us one bomb maker. Hardly the big picture, wouldn't you say? The man isn't even a true believer. He's a gun for hire. And thanks to your overtly developed trigger finger, we have no idea who hired him or why. And how the hell did you find out where I live?!
    6. James Bond: The same way I found out your name. I thought "M" was randomly assigned. I had no idea it stood for-
    7. M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed. I knew it was too early to promote you
    8. James Bond: Well, I understand double-0s have a very short life-expectancy. so your mistake will be short-lived.
    9. M: Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, .but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand
    10. James Bond: So you want me to be half monk, half hit-man?
    11. M: I have to know I can trust you, and that you know who to trust. And since I don't know that, I need you out of my sight. Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere...and think about your future.Because these bastards want your head. And I'm seriously considering feeding you to them. And Bond......don't ever break into my house again.
    12. James Bond: Ma'am.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (2 years ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: You love me?
    2. James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (2 years ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
    2. James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
    3. Vesper Lynd: Smart?
    4. James Bond: Single.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (2 years ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.
    2. James Bond: Every penny of it.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (2 years ago)
    1. James Bond: I have a dinner jacket.
    2. Vesper Lynd: There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table.
    3. James Bond: How?... It's tailored.
    4. Vesper Lynd: I sized you up the moment we met.
    – Submitted by MarieBella C (2 years ago)
    1. James Bond: The name is Bond, James Bond.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)
    1. James Bond: The name is Bond. James Bond.
    – Submitted by Justin N (2 years ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: So, as charming as you are Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
    2. James Bond: You noticed?
    – Submitted by Adis S (2 years ago)
    1. James Bond: Oh I'm sorry, that last hand nearly killed me.
    – Submitted by Lorenzo A (2 years ago)
    1. James Bond: I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
    – Submitted by Aleksandar & (3 years ago)
    1. M: Go and stick your head in the sand and think about your future.
    – Submitted by C Z (3 years ago)
    1. James Bond: The job's done and the bitch is dead.
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
    – Submitted by Benny B (3 years ago)
    1. Vesper Lynd: It doesn't bother you? Killing all those people?
    2. James Bond: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
    2. M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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