Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat Quotes

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    1. Sally Walden: Stop! That's mom's dress!
    2. The Cat in the Hat: This filthy thing?
    3. Sally Walden: She was going to wear that tonight and you ruined it!
    4. The Cat in the Hat: Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.
    – Submitted by Jacob P (5 months ago)
    1. The Cat in the Hat: [cat chops his tail]
    2. Sally Walden: Um, Cat. Your tail!
    3. The Cat in the Hat: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... [it goes to the technical difficulties screen]
    – Submitted by Sterlin R (20 months ago)
    1. The Cat in the Hat: The name S.L.O.W is better than the last name we had. Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
    2. Conrad Walden: Oh! You mean...
    3. The Cat in the Hat: Doh! Quick to the Slow!
    – Submitted by Sterlin R (20 months ago)
    1. Fish: Aah!
    2. The Cat in the Hat: *flush fish in toilet*
    3. Fish: *escape sewers and toilet* Water... water... *death*
    – Submitted by Beth S (2 years ago)
    1. The Cat in the Hat: Who's this?
    2. Sally Walden: That's our babysitter.
    3. The Cat in the Hat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting!
    – Submitted by Domenica D (2 years ago)
    1. The Cat in the Hat: I'm your host, the guy in the sweaterwho asks all the obvious questions.
    – Submitted by William Z (2 years ago)

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