Cats & Dogs Quotes

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    1. Mastiff: Failure is not an opinion.
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Ivy: Orders?
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Scott Brody: Loser.
    2. Lou: Cat person.
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Professor Brody: Bad talking cat!
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Butch: Son of my mom!
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Lou: I'm on to you kitty and your in big trouble!
    2. Russian Kitty: I think not baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble.
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Russian Kitty: This tinkles,he is jerk. He talks too much and shed all over.
    – Submitted by Peppers R (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet!
    – Submitted by Chicken And T (2 years ago)
    1. Lou: Dogs Rule.
    – Submitted by Chicken And T (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: [After making Scotty sneeze when near a dog] SUCCESS!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Calico: Noooooo!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: Mice!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: MICE!
    2. Butch: [Watching from a distance with Lou and Ivy] Son of my mom!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.
    2. Calico: Why?
    3. Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you. [Closes and locks the door]
    4. Calico: No! NOO! NOOOOOOO! [Scratching at the door] NOOOOOOO! NO! LEMME OUT!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: Ha ha! Success!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: Lower the cage!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Sophie: Mr. Tinkles!
    2. Mr. Tinkles: [Scared] Aaaah!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Sophie: Mr. Tinkles! Time for your bath!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Sophie: Now you can look just like me!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Calico: Are you mad?
    2. Mr. Tinkles: YES! I AM MAD!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a BONNET!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Sophie: [Singing] La, la, la la la...
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Sophie: Now you can look just like me!
    2. Mr. Tinkles: No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through.
    3. Sophie: Wha--
    4. Mr. Tinkles: What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?
    5. Sophie: No...
    6. Mr. Tinkles: Boo!
    7. Sophie: Oh!
    8. Mr. Tinkles: Oh my! A talking cat?! Scary, isn't it?
    9. Sophie: Ohhhh... [Faints]
    10. Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet. We must remain on schedule. OUR DAY HAS COME!
    – Submitted by Anthony A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Tinkles: That is all... cats rule.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

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