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The Caveman's Valentine (2001)

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Reviews Counted:80

Fresh:35

Rotten:45

Average Rating:5.1/10

Consensus: The Caveman's Valentine has an intriguing premise, but the film falls flat under the weight of its ambition.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language, some violence and sexuality

Runtime: 1 hr 46 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:Mar 2, 2001 Limited

Synopsis: Romulus Ledbetter (Samuel L. Jackson) is a schizophrenic homeless man who lives in a cave in a New York City park and believes that his nemesis is trying to control the world by projecting... Romulus Ledbetter (Samuel L. Jackson) is a schizophrenic homeless man who lives in a cave in a New York City park and believes that his nemesis is trying to control the world by projecting mind-control beams from the Chrysler Building. Romulus is also a Juilliard-trained pianist who retreated into a world of fantasy and paranoia when the stress of his professional and family lives became too much. When Romulus finds a young homeless man frozen to death outside his cave, the police write it off as an accident but Romulus investigates and discovers evidence of murder. While trying to reconcile with his policewoman daughter, Romulus sneakily investigates a trendy artist and his models for evidence of murder, blackmail, and more. Based on the novel by George Dawes Green, THE CAVEMAN'S VALENTINE is a unique trip into the disturbed but still highly intelligent mind of a character only Samuel L. Jackson could pull off. Director Kasi Lemmons, who previously directed Jackson in EVE'S BAYOU, takes us inside Romulus's mind using spectacular and jarring special effects, yet never letting the viewer forget the simple, human drama at the heart of the film. Offbeat and unique, THE CAVEMAN'S VALENTINE is a truly independent creation. [More]

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Tamara Tunie, Aunjanue Ellis, Colm Feore

Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Tamara Tunie, Aunjanue Ellis, Colm Feore, Anthony Michael Hall, Ann Magnuson, Jay Rodan, Damir Andrei, Rodney Eastman, Peter MacNeill, Kate McNeil

Director: Kasi Lemmons

Director: Kasi Lemmons
Screenwriter: George Dawes Green
Producer: Danny DeVito, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Elie Samaha, Andrew Stevens
Composer: Terence Blanchard
Studio: Universal Pictures

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Reviews for The Caveman's Valentine

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The plot lines that follow are so convoluted and ludicrous that one just gives up piecing it all together.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
03/09/01
Edward Guthmann
Edward Guthmann
San Francisco Chronicle
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Debut director Kasi Lemmons staged each scene with a fierce purity of excess, as if this elaborate joke is not only a career step but a vision.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
03/09/01
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Watching the film, it's easy to imagine how a novel might make the unlikely plot machinations less ludicrous.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
03/09/01
Eric Harrison
Eric Harrison
Houston Chronicle
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The new film confirms that Lemmons and Jackson are a movie team made in heaven.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
03/09/01
Susan Stark
Susan Stark
Detroit News
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Dramatically speaking, The Caveman's Valentine is a dead end.

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03/09/01
Jay Carr
Jay Carr
Boston Globe
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An inconsistent movie, but the good stuff is built on top of the bad stuff, so there's a sense that even the flat scenes need to be there.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
03/08/01
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Mostly good fun.

Full Review Source: Slate | comment Comment
03/08/01
David Edelstein
David Edelstein
Slate

Mood -- and of course Jackson's performance -- sustains the movie.

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03/08/01
Carrie Rickey
Carrie Rickey
Philadelphia Inquirer
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Highly watchable, enlivened by Jackson's wildly intense turn as Romulus, and some good supporting performances.

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03/08/01
Gary Thompson
Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News

Loaded down with laughable caricatures and a plot as confused as its protagonist.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
03/08/01
Dallas Morning News

A film with intriguing concepts and unclear representations of them.

Full Review Source: Cinephiles | comment Comment
03/08/01
Yazmin Ghonaim
Yazmin Ghonaim
Cinephiles

There is pleasure in giving oneself up to the gusty swirls of the film's imagery, and especially to the handsome grandeur of its star.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
03/08/01
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly
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A work whose visual assurance is undercut by a script that's sometimes as ludicrous as it is ambitious.

Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution | comment Comment
03/08/01
Steve Murray
Steve Murray
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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An intricately woven tale.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
03/08/01
Rachel Gordon
Rachel Gordon
Filmcritic.com

Wastes a whole lot of talent on a conceit that would make Scooby-Doo blush.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
03/06/01
Scott Renshaw
Scott Renshaw
Apollo Guide

The Caveman has lapses of logic, but fewer than you will find in George Dawes Green's improbable script.

Full Review Source: TIME Magazine | comment Comment
03/05/01
Richard Corliss
Richard Corliss
TIME Magazine
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03/05/01
Greg Muskewitz
Greg Muskewitz
eFilmCritic.com

Jackson and director Kasi Lemmons deftly blend Romulus' internal and external worlds.

Full Review Source: Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies | comment Comment
03/02/01
Nell Minow
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

This supernatural thriller will have you on the edge of your seat.

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03/02/01
BeatBoxBetty.com

A frustratingly uneven movie, delicate at one moment and bluntly obvious the next.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
03/02/01
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide
 
 
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