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Cavemen (2014)

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Average Rating: 2.5/10
Critic Reviews: 6
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 6

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Cavemen follows LA playboy Dean (Skylar Astin) who is fed up with one-night-stands and empty relationships and realizes that he wants something more out of life than just a party. With a little inspiration from his nine-year-old nephew and his best friend Tess (Camilla Belle), Dean decides to try his hand at finding true love for the first time - which proves to be much more difficult than he thought in modern-day Los Angeles. (c) Well Go USA

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Comedy, Romance

Herschel Faber

Apr 8, 2014

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An unevolved romantic comedy better suited to the Paleolithic Era.

February 7, 2014 Full Review Source: Variety
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Herschel Faber, the writer and director here, didn't bother fleshing out these characters enough to make us give a hoot about them.

February 6, 2014 Full Review Source: New York Times
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"Cavemen" writer-director Herschel Faber has sketched such a thin and unfunny look at L.A. singles, it should mark the death knell for movies about child-men on the make.

February 6, 2014 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
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Apparently answering the unasked question, "What would happen if you told a 12-year-old at screenwriting camp to combine Swingers and (500) Days of Summer?"

February 5, 2014 Full Review Source: The Wrap
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A dismal rom-com for dudes that makes the average beer commercial look nuanced and plot-heavy.

February 5, 2014 Full Review Source: New York Post
New York Post
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A screenwriter tries to fall in love in order to lend authenticity to his script about a man falling in love in Cavemen, a tiresome film that itself knows nothing but other rom-com plots.

February 4, 2014 Full Review Source: Village Voice
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A blockheaded, sigh-inducing retread that evinces neither any particular originality nor freshness of telling.

February 12, 2014 Full Review Source: Paste Magazine
Paste Magazine

Cavemen shows occasional glimmers of promise, but ultimately winds up feeling just like Jay's blowjob story: meandering, somewhat dull, and with little payoff.

February 7, 2014 Full Review Source: The Dissolve
The Dissolve

Cavemen is an apt title considering how the sensibility and maturity of the film's characters don't seem to have developed beyond primal, alpha-man impulses.

February 6, 2014 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine
Slant Magazine

It's truly a mystery as to how this movie got made -- and why anybody (excluding horny L.A. guys) would want to see it.

February 5, 2014 Full Review Source: Film Journal International
Film Journal International

If I read this screenplay, I'd probably immediately ban Dean and Herschel from Hollywood.

February 4, 2014 Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net
ComingSoon.net

A 21st Century update of the Little Rascals' He-Man Woman Hater's Club episode where Alfalfa wises up and woos Darla, his Neanderthal pals' protestations notwithstanding.

January 25, 2014 Full Review Source: Baret News
Baret News

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