Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Quotes

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    1. Mrs. Beauregarde: How is she supposed to compete?
    2. Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair.
    – Submitted by KevBot O (13 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Beauregarde: Violet! You're turning... violet!
    – Submitted by Mike R (20 months ago)
    1. Violet Beauregarde: Let's be friends.
    2. Veruca Salt: Best friends.
    – Submitted by Mike R (20 months ago)
    1. Charlie Bucket: Why hold on to it, Why not start a new piece?
    2. Violet Beauregarde: Because I'd never be a champion, I'd be a loser, like you.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: That's just it, isn't it. I make the candy I fell like, but now I fell terrible so the candy's terrible! You're very good.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bucket: Oh well, nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Violet Beauregarde: Look mother, I'm much more flexible now.
    2. Mrs. Beauregarde: Yes, but you're blue.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Grandpa George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket wil be fat, fat, fat!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Prince Pondicherry: It is perfect, in every way.
    2. Willy Wonka: Yeah, but it wont last long. You better star eating right now.
    3. Prince Pondicherry: Nonsense. I will not eat my palace, I intend to live in it.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Beauregarde: I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to compete?
    2. Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator.
    2. Mr. Salt: The only thing you'll be getting today is a bath & that's final.
    3. Veruca Salt: But I WANT it!
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Gloop: Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.
    2. Augustus Gloop: But I taste so good.
    – Submitted by Matthew D (22 months ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: Good morning Star-shine, the earth says hello!
    – Submitted by Zach S (23 months ago)
    1. Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
    2. Willy Wonka: Of course you can. Every thing in this room is eatable even I'm eatable but that is called caniblism and it is frowned upon in most of science.
    – Submitted by Miles F (23 months ago)
    1. Grandma Josephine: I like grapes.
    – Submitted by Leah B (23 months ago)
    1. Dr. Wonka: The best kind of prize is a 'Sur'prise.
    – Submitted by Leah B (23 months ago)
    1. Charlie Bucket: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
    – Submitted by Hadar O (2 years ago)
    1. Grandma Georgina: You smell like chocolate.
    2. Dr. Wonka: You smell like old people!
    – Submitted by Jamey B (2 years ago)
    1. Mike Teavee: Just put me back in the other way.
    2. Willy Wonka: There is no other way. It's television not telephone. There's quite a difference.
    – Submitted by Victor H (2 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.
    2. Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?
    – Submitted by Victor H (2 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable.
    – Submitted by Augustine S (2 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a SURprise! Haha.
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Charlie Bucket: Like a blueberry...
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: It will be the end of all kitchens because this little chewing gum [turns speech card around] has all the flavors of a three course meal!
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: Whipped cream isn't the same without it being whipped by a whipping stick! EVERYBODY knows that.
    – Submitted by Nick S (2 years ago)
    1. Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory!
    2. Willy Wonka: [taken aback] Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy-making cads?
    3. Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
    4. Willy Wonka: Good, then welcome back!
    – Submitted by Diego T (2 years ago)
    1. Charlie Bucket: The grass is edible?
    2. Willy Wonka: Of course its edible. Everything in this room is edible. Even I'M edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and that is frowned upon in most societies.
    – Submitted by Aidan C (3 years ago)
    1. Oompa Loompa: Listen close, listen hard / The tale of Violet Beauregarde / This gentle girl she sees no wrong / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / She goes on chewing till at last / Her chewing muscles grow so fast / From her face her giant chin / Sticks out just like a violin / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa, Oompa Loompa/ For years and years she chews away / Her jaws get stronger every day / And with one great tremendous chew / They bite the poor girl's tongue in two / And that is why we try so hard / To save Miss Violet Beauregarde / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing all day long / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long./ Chewing, chewing all day long.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Oompa Loompa: Augustus Gloop / Augustus Gloop / The great big greedy Nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy foul and infantile / Come on, we cry, the time is ripe to send him shooting up the pipe / But don't, dear children be alarmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed / Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit / Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound / This greedy brute, this louces ear, is loved by people everywhere, for who could hate or bare a grudge against a luscious bit of fudge?
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Mike Teavee: You don't understand *anything* about science! First off, there's a difference between waves and particles! DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs!
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: Ew, somebody grab him.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
    – Submitted by Lea L (3 years ago)
    1. Mrs. Bucket: Oh well, nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Mike Teavee: Why is everything here completely pointless?
    2. Charlie Bucket: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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