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Cheaper by the Dozen Reviews

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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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It wastes Hunt's whiplash-quick timing and further reduces the once-wild, once-crazy Martin to the generic father figure he has collected checks for in too many recent movies.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 2/5

December 25, 2003
Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies

"Cheaper By The Dozen" has clearly been bought and sold as a family comedy,and for that reason the true pathos of the story continue to get buried beneath unbelievable comedy

Full Review Source: Zertinet Movies | Original Score: 2/4

December 24, 2003
Tyler Hanley
Palo Alto Weekly

Wait to rent this mixed-bag family film -- it's much cheaper.

| Original Score: 2.5/4

December 25, 2003
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

The script is slack and lazy, incapable of a satisfying resolution for even the most reliable family-movie plot devices like a mean bully or over-protective neighbors.

| Original Score: C-

December 24, 2003
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media

Remake bears no resemblance to the 1950 original.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

December 22, 2010
Larry Carroll
FilmStew.com

This remake is perfect holiday fare for all those families who can't get enough of According to Jim, My Wife & Kids and Yes, Dear.

Full Review Source: FilmStew.com | Original Score: C

December 24, 2003
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

Tries to be as wholesome as Ward Cleaver, but is about as sincere as Eddie Haskell.

Full Review Source: Arizona Daily Star | Original Score: 1/4

December 24, 2003
Michael Szymanski
Zap2it.com

it's a good movie if you're kid thinks he's a bit of a misfit - or if there's any discussion about adding another mouth to feed.

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | Original Score: 2.5/4

December 31, 2003
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

The only thing more outdated than Cheaper by the Dozen's soundtrack is its hokey life lessons concerning the importance of family over career.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/4

November 30, 2003
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

Full Review Source: Dark Horizons | Original Score: 2.5/5

April 2, 2005
Victoria Alexander
Movie Reviews in Croatian

A disgrace. A spineless eunuch of a father allows his children to yell at him and bully him. They destroy a mansion. Their mother must be on heroin.

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December 20, 2003
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | Original Score: D-

January 27, 2004
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt, reliable pros though they are, don't stand a chance against the forces arrayed against them: the bald cliches, unspeakable dialogue, and cheap sentimentality of the script ...

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

December 22, 2003
Claudia Puig
USA Today
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So calculatedly cast with popular kid stars that it seems a focus group was guiding all the choices.

Full Review Source: USA Today | Original Score: 2/4

December 25, 2003
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Another disposable and quick-witted vehicle aimed at securing the generic feel good vibes for those begging for conveyor belt family fare that's syrupy and indistinguishable.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | Original Score: 2/4

December 26, 2003
Peter Sobczynski
Critic Doctor

'Cheaper by the Dozen' is not only one of the worst films of the year, it is also a perfect example of why so many foreign countries hate America so much.

Full Review Source: Critic Doctor

December 22, 2003
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee

Martin may excel at playing buttoned-down, neurotic men coming apart at the seams, but he is wholly unconvincing playing dad to a lot of cute, precocious tykes from central casting.

Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | Original Score: 1/4

December 25, 2003
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

The script is credited to four writers and I wonder if any one of them realized how similar their climax is to The Brady Bunch Movie.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4

December 24, 2003
Nick Rogers
State Journal-Register (Springfield, IL)

OK, so I haven't read the original book or seen the previous movie. But I'd bet the family dog never rooted its snout furiously in a kid-hating boyfriend's crotch.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

January 2, 2004
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire

Is anybody else getting tired of doofus dad comedies?

Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire | Original Score: 2/4

December 22, 2003
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
Jesse Hassenger
PopMatters
January 9, 2004
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October 18, 2008
Philip French
Observer [UK]
April 9, 2004
David Germain
San Francisco Examiner

January 15, 2004
Xan Brooks
Guardian
January 27, 2007

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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December 25, 2003

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February 7, 2004

Time Out
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June 24, 2006
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