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Chelsea Walls (2001)

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Average Rating: 4/10
Reviews Counted: 47
Fresh: 12 | Rotten: 35

The meandering Chelsea Walls is more pretentious than poetic.

33

Average Rating: 4.5/10
Critic Reviews: 15
Fresh: 5 | Rotten: 10

The meandering Chelsea Walls is more pretentious than poetic.

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Average Rating: 3/5
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Actor Ethan Hawke takes the director's chair for a test drive with this independent feature, based on a play by Nicole Burdette, in which a number of creative types living in New York's famed bohemian enclave the Chelsea Hotel struggle with their muses as well as their personal concerns. Middle-aged novelist Bud (Kris Kristofferson) is having problems with his latest project, as well as his appetite for alcohol, while he juggles two relationships -- with his wife Greta (Tuesday Weld) and his

R, 1 hr. 49 min.

Art House & International, Drama

Nicole Burdette

Aug 6, 2002

Lions Gate Films

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All Critics (54) | Top Critics (17) | Fresh (12) | Rotten (37) | DVD (9)

It is dead on the inside, never quite achieving the movements and emotional solidity the material demands.

July 20, 2002 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Comment
Chicago Tribune
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Hawke's actors are a talented troupe, and even when things get self-indulgent and fuzzy-headed (and boy, do they!), interesting stuff is going on.

June 13, 2002 Comment
Philadelphia Inquirer
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Movies like this do not grab you by the throat. You have to be receptive.

June 7, 2002 Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | Comment
Chicago Sun-Times
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Were Dylan Thomas alive to witness first-time director Ethan Hawke's strained Chelsea Walls, he might have been tempted to change his landmark poem to, 'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Theatre.'

May 24, 2002 Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Comment
Boston Globe
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Hampered -- no, paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script ... that aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire.

May 10, 2002 Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Comment
San Francisco Chronicle
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The cinematic equivalent of patronizing a bar favored by pretentious, untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate.

May 9, 2002 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment
Dallas Morning News
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Linklater fans, or pretentious types who want to appear avant-garde will suck up to this

October 9, 2011 Full Review Source: Old School Reviews | Comment

...a disastrously ill-conceived drama...

May 21, 2011 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Comment
Reel Film Reviews

Pretentious navel-gazing hoo-hah.

April 17, 2005 Comment
eFilmCritic.com

As you may know, this film is directed by Ethan Hawke. Nicely shot, well acted, fine direction, well-organized (for what it is), but short on both impact and message.

June 15, 2004 Full Review Source: Hollywood Report Card | Comment
Hollywood Report Card

The film apparently takes place in a fantasy world where people in hotel hallways recite poetry in voice-over instead of speaking to each other.

February 2, 2003 Full Review Source: All Movie Guide | Comment
All Movie Guide

This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker, but good actors, good poetry and good music help sustain it.

January 9, 2003 Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope | Comment
Laramie Movie Scope

A free-for-all of half-baked thoughts, clumsily used visual tricks and self-indulgent actor moments.

October 23, 2002 Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | Comment
Apollo Guide

It's a beautifully accomplished lyrical meditation on a bunch of despondent and vulnerable characters living in the renown Chelsea Hotel ...

October 17, 2002 Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | Comment
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

This thing is virtually unwatchable.

September 17, 2002 Comment
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)

Pretension, in its own way, is a form of bravery. For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast, hoity-toity convictions -- Chelsea Walls deserves a medal.

August 5, 2002 Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | Comment
L.A. Weekly

Not for the faint of heart, Chelsea Walls arrives just in time for anyone hankering for a really hot Beatnik summer.

August 2, 2002 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

A complete waste of time.

June 17, 2002 Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Chelsea Walls

Ethan Hawke's passionate directorial debut paints a mosaic of love, dreams, regrets and plenty of other things that we all experience as people. Hawke's unorthodox approach not only to storytelling, but also to film as a narrative medium, is refreshing and suitably out of the box. Aiding the effectiveness of this

February 12, 2008
michaelcorleone

Super Reviewer

I want to contradict myself by accident, and for you to know what I mean... This film, which really isn't a movie as such, more a feeling of mood with snatches of conversation, is definitely going to be something of an acquired taste. Directed by Ethan Hawke, the film shifts focus between the various occupants of the

April 21, 2007
danieljparsons

Super Reviewer

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