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    1. Roxie Hart: Forget it. It'll never work.
    2. Velma Kelly: Why not?
    3. Roxie Hart: 'Cause I hate you.
    4. Velma Kelly: There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (14 months ago)
    1. Velma Kelly: We can make a couple hundred a week. Think about it, Roxie. Our faces back in the papers, our names on the marquee.Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart.
    2. Roxie Hart: Shouldn't it be alphabetical?
    3. Velma Kelly: That could work.
    4. Roxie Hart: A couple hundred? Maybe we could ask for a thousand.
    5. Velma Kelly: We're worth it.
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (15 months ago)
    1. Billy Flynn: I don't like to blow my own horn, but believe me if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today and if he had five thousand dollars and he'd come to me, lets just say things would have turned out differently.
    – Submitted by Olivia S (15 months ago)
    1. Velma Kelly: The spread eagle...
    – Submitted by Seng Wee T (18 months ago)
    1. Billy Flynn: Good night and God save Illinois.
    – Submitted by Lucas B (18 months ago)
    1. Billy Flynn: It's all a circus. A three ring circus.This trial... the whole world... it's all... show business. But Kid.... You are working with a star.
    – Submitted by Swayamdeep S (19 months ago)
    1. Amos Hart: I'm down at the garage working 14 hours a day, and she's up here munching on bonbons and tramping around like some goddamn floozy!
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (21 months ago)
    1. Velma Kelly: Me and Roxie, We just like to say thank you!
    2. Roxie Hart: Thank you! Believe us we could not have done it, without you!
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (23 months ago)
    1. Roxie Hart: Baby what baby? Oh!.. Jesus...
    – Submitted by Rawballs B (2 years ago)
    1. Roxie Hart: You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay, to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
    – Submitted by Erin M (2 years ago)
    1. Matron Mama Morton: I'd like to be your friend, if you let me. So if there's something that upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way, don't shoot your fat ass mouth off to me, 'cause I don't give a shit. Now move it out!
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Velma Kelly: He was trying to burgle me.
    2. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.
    – Submitted by D Edward F (3 years ago)
    1. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: This is hanging case, and we're ready to go to in front of the jury tomorrow.
    2. Roxie Hart: Wha-Wha-What do you mean hanging?
    3. Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: You're not so tough now, are you?
    4. Velma Kelly: What do ya mean hanging?
    – Submitted by D Edward F (3 years ago)
    1. Velma Kelly: Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (3 years ago)
    1. Amos Hart: Roxie, honey! It's me, it's daddy!
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (3 years ago)
    1. Roxie Hart: Don't you wanna take my picture?
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (3 years ago)

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