Average Rating: 2.8/10
Reviews Counted: 132
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 126
A mirthless movie as fresh as last year's fruit cake, Christmas with the Kranks is a coarse, garish comedy that promotes conformity.
Average Rating: 3.4/10
Critic Reviews: 33
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 32
A mirthless movie as fresh as last year's fruit cake, Christmas with the Kranks is a coarse, garish comedy that promotes conformity.
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Based on John Grisham's novel Skipping Christmas, Christmas With the Kranks revolves around Nora (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Luther Krank's (Tim Allen) decision to put their normally fanatical enthusiasm for the holidays aside for a tropical cruise. With their daughter in Peru with the Peace Corps, the Kranks believe it just isn't worth it; thus, no presents, Christmas trees, or decorations of any kind will adorn their house to the great consternation of their neighbor Vic (Dan Aykroyd). Just as it
Nov 24, 2004 Wide
Nov 8, 2005
$73.7M
Sony Pictures
All Critics (133) | Top Critics (33) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (128) | DVD (12)
In any normal year this dire comedy would be the undisputed lump of coal in our psychic stocking, but coming on the heels of Surviving Christmas, it's a close second.
I'm making my list of the worst movies of the year and I'm checking it twice, and I hope to find room for this frantically unfunny disaster.
Hollywood's version of the annual Hallmark Ho-ho-ho card. It's made to order: just slot in the perennial Mr. Santa Claus himself, Tim Allen, and stir.
Purports to kindle the warm glow of love for humankind in our hearts but actually reaffirms that the trappings of the holiday season are all that really matter.
Stinks like the unrefrigerated ham its studio sent me as a promotion several months ago.
A leaden whimsy so heavy it threatens to crash through the multiplex floor.
Unoriginal, unfunny slapstick holiday fare.
Christmas With The Kranks is the sort of film that leaves you thinking Ebenezer Scrooge might have had the right idea about the festive season.
A grueling experience.
The notion of bullying people into succumbing into the trappings of Christmas does not necessarily represent goodwill to all, and while the situations present good comic opportunities, the film ends up feeling rather manipulative and sugary.
Some pathetically predictable plot twists and syrupy sentimentality, which could only amuse a five year-old, lead the Kranks back to their materialistic senses in time for a Kodak moment which shouts a rather shallow Merry Capitalism to all!
A more sweet than sour satire that sets its sight on nasty but lavishly honey coated underpinnings of the holiday season.
With clumsy sight gags the only humour on offer, the temptation to mutter 'Bah humbug' is overwhelming.
There is not a single lifelike character in the entire picture.
[A] comedy so broad it barely dents its targets and a patronising moral conclusion that goes against everything its protagonists originally stood for.
Tries to plug into honest emotions, but only comes across as being as plastic as those giant outdoor snowmen.
This isn't a wonderful life: It looks pretty hellish.
It is a perfectly fine, inoffensive family comedy.
What better way is there to get into a festive spirit than having it crammed down your throat?
...almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie.
Rotten Eggnog
Humbug. American families deserve a better effort than this.
I liked the premise of this film, I think it had huge potential, albeit for an alternative Christmas film. It soon got silly and far-fetched though and gets everything wrong. I expect nothing more from Tim Allen - who actually looks bored throughout, but Jamie Lee Curtis really doesn't do herself any favours with this,
December 12, 2011Super Reviewer
A terrible christmas film and really boring.
August 15, 2011
Super Reviewer
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