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Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

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5

Average Rating: 2.8/10
Reviews Counted: 132
Fresh: 6 | Rotten: 126

A mirthless movie as fresh as last year's fruit cake, Christmas with the Kranks is a coarse, garish comedy that promotes conformity.

3

Average Rating: 3.4/10
Critic Reviews: 33
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 32

A mirthless movie as fresh as last year's fruit cake, Christmas with the Kranks is a coarse, garish comedy that promotes conformity.

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Movie Info

Based on John Grisham's novel Skipping Christmas, Christmas With the Kranks revolves around Nora (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Luther Krank's (Tim Allen) decision to put their normally fanatical enthusiasm for the holidays aside for a tropical cruise. With their daughter in Peru with the Peace Corps, the Kranks believe it just isn't worth it; thus, no presents, Christmas trees, or decorations of any kind will adorn their house to the great consternation of their neighbor Vic (Dan Aykroyd). Just as it

PG, 1 hr. 39 min.

Comedy

Chris Columbus, John Grisham

Nov 8, 2005

$73.7M

Sony Pictures

Cast

All Critics (133) | Top Critics (33) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (128) | DVD (12)

In any normal year this dire comedy would be the undisputed lump of coal in our psychic stocking, but coming on the heels of Surviving Christmas, it's a close second.

January 6, 2007 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | Comment
Chicago Reader
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I'm making my list of the worst movies of the year and I'm checking it twice, and I hope to find room for this frantically unfunny disaster.

November 30, 2004 Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | Comment
Ebert & Roeper
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Hollywood's version of the annual Hallmark Ho-ho-ho card. It's made to order: just slot in the perennial Mr. Santa Claus himself, Tim Allen, and stir.

November 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Toronto Star | Comment
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Purports to kindle the warm glow of love for humankind in our hearts but actually reaffirms that the trappings of the holiday season are all that really matter.

November 27, 2004 Full Review Source: Salon.com | Comment
Salon.com
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Stinks like the unrefrigerated ham its studio sent me as a promotion several months ago.

November 24, 2004 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment
Washington Post
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A leaden whimsy so heavy it threatens to crash through the multiplex floor.

November 24, 2004 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment
Washington Post
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Unoriginal, unfunny slapstick holiday fare.

December 22, 2010 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment
Common Sense Media

Christmas With The Kranks is the sort of film that leaves you thinking Ebenezer Scrooge might have had the right idea about the festive season.

July 20, 2009 Full Review Source: Film4 | Comment

A grueling experience.

April 29, 2009 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Comment
Cinema Crazed

The notion of bullying people into succumbing into the trappings of Christmas does not necessarily represent goodwill to all, and while the situations present good comic opportunities, the film ends up feeling rather manipulative and sugary.

October 18, 2008 Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | Comment
Urban Cinefile

Some pathetically predictable plot twists and syrupy sentimentality, which could only amuse a five year-old, lead the Kranks back to their materialistic senses in time for a Kodak moment which shouts a rather shallow Merry Capitalism to all!

June 1, 2007 Full Review Source: Ellsworth American | Comment
Ellsworth American

A more sweet than sour satire that sets its sight on nasty but lavishly honey coated underpinnings of the holiday season.

February 8, 2007 Full Review Source: WBAI Web Radio | Comment
WBAI Web Radio

With clumsy sight gags the only humour on offer, the temptation to mutter 'Bah humbug' is overwhelming.

June 24, 2006 Full Review Source: Time Out | Comment

There is not a single lifelike character in the entire picture.

May 26, 2006 Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Comment
Combustible Celluloid

[A] comedy so broad it barely dents its targets and a patronising moral conclusion that goes against everything its protagonists originally stood for.

April 1, 2006 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Comment
Empire Magazine

Tries to plug into honest emotions, but only comes across as being as plastic as those giant outdoor snowmen.

November 8, 2005 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Comment
Movie Metropolis

This isn't a wonderful life: It looks pretty hellish.

September 26, 2005 Full Review Source: AV Club | Comment
AV Club

It is a perfectly fine, inoffensive family comedy.

May 16, 2005 Full Review Source: MovieWeb | Comments (3)

What better way is there to get into a festive spirit than having it crammed down your throat?

April 13, 2005 Full Review Source: Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema | Comment
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema

...almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie.

April 1, 2005 Full Review Source: Freeze Dried Movies | Comment
Freeze Dried Movies

Rotten Eggnog

December 17, 2004 Full Review | Comment
Talking Pictures (U.S.)

Humbug. American families deserve a better effort than this.

December 15, 2004 Full Review Source: Arkansas Democrat-Gazette | Comment
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
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Audience Reviews for Christmas with the Kranks

I liked the premise of this film, I think it had huge potential, albeit for an alternative Christmas film. It soon got silly and far-fetched though and gets everything wrong. I expect nothing more from Tim Allen - who actually looks bored throughout, but Jamie Lee Curtis really doesn't do herself any favours with this,

December 12, 2011
SirPant

Super Reviewer

A terrible christmas film and really boring.

August 15, 2011
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Brad Wright

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