Chronicle Quotes

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    1. Andrew Detmer: I could crush you.
    – Submitted by Nick F (19 days ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I'm stonger than this.
    – Submitted by Zane H (8 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. You do not feel guilty when you squash an ant beneath your feet. And I think that means something.
    – Submitted by Kyler C (11 months ago)
    1. Richard Detmer: Basically, human beings have to recognize themselves as beings of pure will.
    – Submitted by Frances H (15 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: What does 'altruism' mean, Matt?
    2. Matt Garetty: It's like wanting to make things better for everyone.
    – Submitted by Rye B (18 months ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: I'm not good at everything. I just do my best at everything.
    – Submitted by Rye B (18 months ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: Andrew, this is not a game, do you understand? You're hurting people!
    2. Andrew Detmer: You're weak, Matt! You're all weak. I'm stronger than all of this!
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (19 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I am the Apex Predator.
    – Submitted by Jill H (19 months ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: I'm gonna get a brick through my window. I am legitimately scared. I have an election coming up and I don't have time for this.
    2. Matt Garetty: Dude, why are you asking us for advice on girls?
    3. Andrew Detmer: Because, we're his mistress.
    – Submitted by Andrew M (19 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Wow, look! A rave!
    2. Matt Garetty: Oh wow, look! A nerd with a camera!
    – Submitted by Andrew M (19 months ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: Hubris is the beginning of your downfall.
    – Submitted by Edimar E (20 months ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: Stay in school, kid!
    – Submitted by Palmer R (21 months ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: Don't fart, or we'll never see you again!
    – Submitted by Palmer R (21 months ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: How are you guys so cool? I mean seriously how are you so cool?
    2. Matt Garetty: Liquid nitrogen!
    – Submitted by Hira J (21 months ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car? Ignore us. We're just... Mormons.
    – Submitted by Yoshi S (21 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: There's nothing stopping us.
    – Submitted by Sanyog C (23 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I am the Apex Predator.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (23 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I am stronger than both of you!
    – Submitted by Claudia S (24 months ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: It's like a muscle...we're getting stronger.
    – Submitted by Steven F (24 months ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something.
    – Submitted by Patrick B (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: There's something wrong with Andrew.
    – Submitted by Patrick B (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: Andrew, don't fart; we'll never find you again!
    – Submitted by Patrick B (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: You do know there's a bunch of girls in their.. and your out here sitting by a tree.
    2. Andrew Detmer: Im just really picky..
    – Submitted by David B (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: [jumps in to the crater]
    2. Andrew Detmer: Matt, come on your my ride home!
    – Submitted by Edward M (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Leave me alone!
    – Submitted by Edward M (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: Oh, uh, don't mind us, we're just.. Mormons.
    – Submitted by Frankie G (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Matt! What are you doing? You're my ride home!
    – Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: Yes, it was the black guy this time
    – Submitted by Robert G (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I am an Apex Predator...
    – Submitted by Garon H (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: You don't pay for public school, you idiot!
    – Submitted by Tim A (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: I'm having a face period.
    – Submitted by Gabe Z (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: [as a stuffed animal] A girl what you looking at? Stay in school.
    – Submitted by Robert J (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Hey Matt, What did Jung say about glowsticks?
    – Submitted by Wil K (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I am an Apex Predator. Does the lion feel bad killing the gazelle? Do people feel remorse when they kill a fly?
    – Submitted by Jackson N (2 years ago)
    1. Richard Detmer: What did say to me?!
    – Submitted by Lowell W (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I'm an apex predator.
    – Submitted by Joey H (2 years ago)
    1. Richard Detmer: She's just lookin' at it!
    – Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: I'm stronger than both of you!
    – Submitted by Matt H (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Dont tell me what to do!
    – Submitted by Dustin J (2 years ago)
    1. Andrew Detmer: Don't worry about Andrew....
    – Submitted by Ashton S (2 years ago)
    1. Richard Detmer: Listen to me, we can't screw around with this it's too dangerous. Andrew, this is not a game!
    – Submitted by Steven G (2 years ago)
    1. Richard Detmer: I'm worried about Andrew.
    – Submitted by Steven G (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: Yes, it was the black guy this time...
    – Submitted by Brian S (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: If you did that you know what we'd have to do.
    2. Andrew Detmer: What? What would you do?
    – Submitted by Michael P (2 years ago)
    1. Steve Montgomery: Why are we running?
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Matt Garetty: Give me a count down.
    2. Andrew Detmer: I will, I promise...
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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