You've probably heard Stephen Chow's working on bringing us a new Kung Fu Hustle, but the Chinese writer/director/actor has got another project in store while we patiently wait: CJ7, Chow's sci-fi-comedy hybrid that's coming out this Friday. We've got an exclusive clip for you here called "The Most Violent Dog on Earth," which starts with an introduction recorded by Chow just for Rotten Tomatoes readers!

Chow stars as Ti, an unskilled laborer too poor to afford his son (reportedly to actually be played by a girl) the latest toy, but stumbles upon something even better: a squishy, happy alien-dog type thing. Dubbed CJ7 the elastic extraterrestrial adds an interesting quirk to their lives as the single father looks for work and romances women and his son contends with school and bullies.

CJ7 is out in theaters March 7. Click here to watch the clip. And check out the trailer with its quick cut of somebody kicking a soccer ball with rocket shoes. (Shaolin Soccer holla!)