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Cockneys vs Zombies Reviews

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Rob Staeger
Village Voice
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Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

July 30, 2013
Martyn Conterio
Little White Lies

This subgenre is as tired as a walking corpse - with or without Cockneys.

Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Original Score: 2/5

August 30, 2012
Sam Bathe
Fan The Fire

Starring famous East End faces, the likes of Alan Ford are meant to bring a grit and X factor to the film but their catchphrases are nothing more than a cliché.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 1/5

September 30, 2012
Nick Schager
The Dissolve

Technical proficiency notwithstanding, basic storytelling lapses doom Cockneys Vs. Zombies to the realm of the second-rate and sloppy, all the way to a finale so abrupt and inconclusive, it's as if the filmmakers grew weary of their own undead endeavor.

Full Review Source: The Dissolve | Original Score: 1.5/5

August 1, 2013
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
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The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 2/5

August 1, 2013
Phelim O'Neill
Guardian

Like Snakes on a Plane, this is a film that seems content to sit back and let the title do all the work - the flat direction does little to imbue the proceedings with any feeling of tension or surprise.

Full Review Source: Guardian | Original Score: 2/5

August 30, 2012
James Mottram
The List

You couldn't care less about who lives and who dies.

Full Review Source: The List | Original Score: 2/5

August 15, 2012
Rich Cline
Contactmusic.com

The script has some very funny moments, and the cast is terrific, but the film is too inconsistent to be a classic

Full Review Source: Contactmusic.com | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 4, 2012
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

The genius of Shaun of the Dead haunts this London comedy-horror romp to such a degree that it's almost impossible to enjoy it on its own terms

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 4, 2012
Antonia Quirke
Financial Times

Richard Briers, Honor Blackman, Dudley Sutton - what were you or your agents thinking of?

Full Review Source: Financial Times | Original Score: 1/5

August 30, 2012
Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
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"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 2/5

July 31, 2013
Gabe Toro
The Playlist

...you get what you asked for: there are Cockney accents in this film, and there are zombies. Somebody had to ask for it, so here it is.

Full Review Source: The Playlist | Original Score: D

August 2, 2013
Todd Jorgenson
Cinemalogue.com

This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks

Full Review Source: Cinemalogue.com

August 30, 2013

Film4

With less energy than one of Mother Brown's knees-ups but some genuine laughs and crackpot charm, Cockneys vs Zombies is more missed-opportunity than full-on misfire.

Full Review Source: Film4 | Original Score: 2.5/5

August 29, 2012
Matt Donato
We Got This Covered

I can't exactly call Cockneys vs Zombies an instant cult classic, but I'll absolutely call it a cult hit without hesitation.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 7/10

January 12, 2013
Adam Lowes
HeyUGuys

Cockneys vs Zombies is the work of a creative team who clearly have a deep reverence towards this type of material, it also has the potential to grow into a future small-screen cult fixture.

Full Review Source: HeyUGuys | Original Score: 3.5/5

August 31, 2012
Matt Looker
TheShiznit.co.uk

It's a zom-com mixed with novice gangster antics and "Cor blimey, guv" dialogue, but with gleefully silly gags, over-the-top performances and a neverending stream of zombie killshots, there's just so much fun to be had.

Full Review Source: TheShiznit.co.uk | Original Score: 3/5

September 13, 2012
Paul M. Bradshaw
Total Film

It might sound like a lazy idea for an iPhone game but a few fresh jokes and lashings of creative gore help it stand out from the shuffling crowd.

Full Review Source: Total Film | Original Score: 3/5

August 23, 2012
Shaun Munro
What Culture

A film far better than it has any right to be by title alone.

Full Review Source: What Culture | Original Score: 3.5/5

August 23, 2012
Sarah Dobbs
SFX Magazine

Delivers in every way a zombie movie should: it's fun, tense in all the right places, and very, very gory.

Full Review Source: SFX Magazine | Original Score: 4/5

October 24, 2012
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