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Beldar Conehead: [furious to be kept waiting over his car repair] What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!
The Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?
The Highmaster: Therefore, you will... NARFTLE THE GARTHOK!