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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
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Reviews Counted:24
Fresh:3
Rotten:21
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.
Theatrical Release:Feb 20, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $29,227,473
Synopsis: Moving to the suburbs proves tougher than Lola (Lindsay Lohan) expected in this delightful teen comedy from director Sara Sugarman. Suddenly catapulted into the mall-dwelling teenage wilderness of... [More]
Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Alison Pill, Glenne Headly
Director: Sara Sugarman
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Reviews for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
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03/16/04
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03/01/04
Top CriticDear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
02/25/04
Top CriticSmug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.
02/24/04
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02/21/04
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02/20/04
Top CriticA movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
02/20/04
Top CriticThe superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
02/20/04
Top CriticSugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the cliché that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
02/20/04
Top CriticMuch of Confessions seems clueless and -- even worse for moviegoers of any age -- listless.
02/20/04
Top CriticIt's a pubescent fantasia without soul or purpose beyond positioning star Lindsay Lohan as the successor to Hilary Duff's throne.
02/20/04
Top CriticA shlocky, sloppy and crass adolescent comedy.
02/20/04
Top CriticSugarman directs this cheerful movie as if it were a bunch of memories pasted haphazardly into a scrapbook.
02/20/04
Top CriticRiddled with contradictions, preachiness, implausibilities, false starts and wrong turns, it tells a choppy, incoherent tale without an ounce of charm or wit.
02/20/04
Top CriticFor the most part the material is stubbornly inert, and the actors at times appear to be flailing.
02/20/04
Top CriticI confess to a deep uncertainty about whether this can be rightly called a movie. A bunch of scenes, maybe.
02/20/04
Top Critic'Hate' is not a word I use loosely to describe my feelings about a movie, but I hated every second of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
02/20/04
Top CriticMixes The Brady Bunch, Britney, Saved by the Bell, Hilary Duff and anything else that Disney thinks kids are still watching today.
02/19/04
Top CriticLindsay Lohan stars in this modest, mildly engaging film as a proudly bohemian resident of Greenwich Village who is transplanted to a prosperous suburb in New Jersey.
02/19/04
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