Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Reviews

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Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
December 22, 2010
Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.
Lisa Ann Cockrel
Christianity Today
September 11, 2006
Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
Nick Schager
Lessons of Darkness
May 3, 2005
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
July 22, 2004
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central
July 21, 2004
Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
July 17, 2004
...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Nick De Semlyen
Empire Magazine
May 14, 2004
A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Nev Pierce
BBC.com
May 1, 2004
A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
April 24, 2004
An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Top Critic
Robert K. Elder
Chicago Tribune
April 9, 2004
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Michael Drakulich
Star Newspapers (Chicago, IL)
March 24, 2004
I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less worth their admiration.
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
March 4, 2004
Talk about drama - oh! The horror.
| Original Score: 1/4
Dan Jardine
Cinemania
February 29, 2004
Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 48/100
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)
February 29, 2004
...film pimps to is core demographic and gives nothing substantial in return.
| Original Score: 1/4
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly
February 26, 2004
Somehow the film gets through its entire running time without ever having a plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
February 25, 2004
The movie's lame, but I'm inclined to agree with the kids on the Internet Movie Database message boards that Lohan could beat the crap out of Hillary Duff in a grudge match.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Top Critic
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly
February 25, 2004
Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Jim Shelby
Palo Alto Weekly
February 25, 2004
If Disney Pictures is looking to pander to the lowest urges of emerging girlhood, they have succeeded in this tacky and boring after-school special.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Top Critic
Anya Kamenetz
Village Voice
February 24, 2004
Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.
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