Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
| Original Score: 3/5
Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.
Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
| Original Score: C-
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
| Original Score: 4/10
Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet
| Original Score: 1/4
...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth.
| Original Score: 2/5
A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching.
An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite.
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less worth their admiration.
Talk about drama - oh! The horror.
| Original Score: 1/4
Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie.
| Original Score: 48/100
...film pimps to is core demographic and gives nothing substantial in return.
Somehow the film gets through its entire running time without ever having a plot.
The movie's lame, but I'm inclined to agree with the kids on the Internet Movie Database message boards that Lohan could beat the crap out of Hillary Duff in a grudge match.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
If Disney Pictures is looking to pander to the lowest urges of emerging girlhood, they have succeeded in this tacky and boring after-school special.
We go home wondering exactly what lessons movies like these are supposed to be teaching our children.
| Original Score: F