Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Reviews

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Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly
February 26, 2004
Somehow the film gets through its entire running time without ever having a plot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
David Foucher
EDGE Boston
February 19, 2004
If you're smart, you'll skip "Concessions of an Teenage Drama Queen" and buy $10 of stock in Comcast instead.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Austin O'Connor
Lowell Sun
February 20, 2004
truly awful...
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
Nick Schager
Lessons of Darkness
May 3, 2005
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons
October 30, 2006
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
February 21, 2004
Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium
February 20, 2004
The film's essential soullessness bangs back against its cheer, reminding us of the wrinkled businessmen's hands reaching for our dollars from behind the sunny smiles.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com
March 16, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com
February 20, 2004
Supported by Lindsay Lohan's effervescent performance, Drama Queen has a fun flair for the dramatics but ultimately is a piece of fluff targeted to a limited audience.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
February 20, 2004
Sugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the cliché that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
April 29, 2009
Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee
February 20, 2004
Both the actress and the character she's playing are stranded in a vapid film about vapid teens.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Robin Clifford
Reeling Reviews
February 20, 2004
["Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" should appeal to very young teenage girls or people who are easily amused watching shiny things.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews
February 20, 2004
..shrill, numbing and painful to sit through. Maybe this movie will find an audience in children young enough to be entertained by bright colors.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Susan Granger
www.susangranger.com
February 23, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Susan Granger
Modamag.com
February 24, 2004
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
Dan Jardine
Cinemania
February 29, 2004
Bland, warmed over genre cliches masquerading as a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 48/100
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall
April 24, 2004
An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
John J. Puccio
Movie Metropolis
July 22, 2004
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
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Jan Stuart
Newsday
February 19, 2004
What a teenage girl really wants at the movies is what grown-ups want, and not to be talked down to like her kid sister.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
May 26, 2006
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Variety
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February 20, 2004
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February 20, 2004
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