This is easily the worst filmed version of anything penned by the prolific author.
| Original Score: 2/4
| Original Score: 1/5
Watch the opening for Bruce Campbell's death scene, and then run far away.
You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a movie that ticks more of the boxes for a perfect storm of So Bad It's Perfect.
| Original Score: 3/10
| Original Score: 0/5
The least interesting adventure ever filmed.
As you stand there with your $7, ask yourself, 'Do I really want to see a rubber gorilla smoke a cigar?' If necessary, ask yourself twice.
| Original Score: 1/4
| Original Score: D-
If you have a highly developed sense of the absurd and an appreciation for movie clichés, then you'll find Congo a hoot.
| Original Score: 2.5/4
An anachronistic mess made of cliched characters and situations...
| Original Score: 2/10
Feels as if the picture were edited to leave the action sequences in while removing any connecting material that might have helped them make sense.
| Original Score: 2/5
A completely unintentional laugh riot and, in that sense, top-drawer Crichton.
Not funny bad, just bad bad. The worst adaptation of a Michael Crichton book so far.
Seriously dumbed-down version of the novel.
| Original Score: 1.5/4
Not the worst adventure flick that I've ever seen, but far from a great one either.
| Original Score: 5/10
A movie that appears to have been designed first as a future theme park, and then as a major motion-picture.