Nia Vardalos should have cut right to the chase and named the characters Lucy and Ethel.
Connie and Carla (2004)
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Reviews Counted:119
Fresh:52
Rotten:67
Average Rating:5.1/10
Consensus: The two female leads, as well as energitic musical numbers, enliven an otherwise silly reworking of Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot.
Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for thematic elements, sexual humor and drug references
Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:Apr 16, 2004 Wide
Box Office: $7,976,065
Synopsis: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette and David Duchovny star in Spyglass Entertainment Production's comedy Connie and Carla. Vardalos and Collette play Connie and Carla, two struggling Chicago dinner... Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette and David Duchovny star in Spyglass Entertainment Production's comedy Connie and Carla. Vardalos and Collette play Connie and Carla, two struggling Chicago dinner theater performers who accidentally witness a mafia hit...and who subsequently hit the road, running for their lives. Assuming the killers will never look for them in a place devoid of culture, the pair head to Los Angeles, where they assume new identities and find their middling talent at song and dance perfectly suited to new careers--as drag queens. Much to their surprise, they inadvertently become the toast of the cabaret circuit. As their ruse becomes increasingly difficult to maintain, they discover that it is indeed lonely at the top, especially after Connie meets Jeff (Duchovny), a guy she'd really like to be a real girl with. With the mafia zeroing in and the line separating their onstage/offstage personas blurring beyond the point of recognition, Connie and Carla soon discover the power of not compromising to pursue your dreams, fighting the good fight, and never, never underestimating the transformative power of cosmetics. The film is also scripted by Academy Award® - nominated screenwriter (and star of) My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Nia Vardalos. It is directed by Michael Lembeck (The Santa Clause 2) and produced by Spyglass' (Bruce Almighty, The Sixth Sense) Roger Birnbaum, Gary Barber and Jonathan Glickman. Universal Pictures will distribute the film in the U.S. and Canada, with Spyglass distributing internationally. [More]
Starring: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny, Stephen Spinella
Starring: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny, Stephen Spinella, Dash Mihok, Debbie Reynolds, Alec Mapa
Director: Michael Lembeck
Director: Michael Lembeck
Screenwriter: Nia Vardalos
Producer: Roger Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman
Composer: Randy Edelman
Studio: Universal Pictures
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Reviews for Connie and Carla
Connie and Carla reminded me of two Whoopi Goldbergs in Sister Act, and I don’t mean that in a bad way.
[Vardalos] never met a bad joke she doesn’t love, never met a stereotype she won’t exaggerate to a breaking point... and can’t seem to get past a sitcom mentality.
...Vardalos rains on her own parade, dragging in a three-course meal of saccharine subplots involving a dishy straight guy (David Duchovny).
I still don’t understand how the movie’s central gimmick relates to its setup.
There are funny moments ... but the film grows progressively more dispirited.
So cliché-ridden and obvious that any sparks the performers may have are quickly smothered in dullness.
There doesn’t seem to be much here that comedy director Michael Lembeck could save; it's a lopsided script laced with flat-footed humor and lazy characterization.
A flat, predictable and unbelievable movie that mostly seems an excuse for Vardolos to perform a bunch of show tunes and make faces at the camera.
This contemporary version of "Some Like it Hot" is mostly, well, a drag.
Vardalos-Collette won't supplant memories of Lemmon-Curtis, but you could do worse.
Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, and David Duchovny are the stars of a new comedy from Universal Pictures.
I went into the theater tired and dragging and emerged singing a show tune and smiling. I hope you'll have the same reaction.
In director Michael Lembeck’s disjointed gender-bender musical comedy Connie and Carla, the mediocrity oozes out much like the intolerable sounds from a rusty trumpet
Maybe I'm enough of a sucker for Toni Collette or maybe it was my forgiving approach to the concept, but it provided me enough laughs and chuckles to call it entertainment.
Plays like a watchable sitcom, sporadically amusing but without enough material to warrant being feature-length.
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