Critics Consensus: Contraband (Sort Of) Delivers

Not to sound snarky, but I wouldn't be surprised if the headline for this weekend's Box Office Wrapup is: Latifah and Dolly's film makes a Mournful Whisper its opening weekend.

Jan 13 - 12:12 PM

Janson Jinnistan

Marky Mark's too good to just do "Sniper 2" already? What fresh hell has this turkey-cake "Noise" drowning out Belafonte's beautiful "Song"? That last one has been available on HBO, and is far more worthy of anyone's time to watch. How bad can the "Joyous Goys" be? Well, Armond White LOVED it. He said something about how it celebrates Pop Music as "the bulwark of social harmony and individual stability." So...he's still on stronger drugs than me. I am glad that finally a scarier demonic possesion film is opening to drown out "Devil Inside" though. I'll have to see "Lula", how bad can that be? Americans always hate on uppity natives when they give the boot to the IMF, and actually turn their economy around in defiance to global finance. Plus, he's not even crazy like Hugo to dismiss easily. Well, actually it's not a documentary, so it probably is pretty shallow, as these 'legacy' bio-flicks tend to be. Just can't beat Belafonte this week!

Jan 13 - 12:15 PM

Kadeem Stewart

I haven't seen Beauty and the Beast back in the day, but I saw it in 3-D and it was amazing. If you haven't got it on DVD, Blu-Ray, or 3-D Blu-Ray, GO GET IT!

I don't know if I'm gonna see "Contraband" next week because I probably gonna see "Underworld: Awakening" and finally I get a chance to see a new teaser trailer for the upcoming 5th Resident Evil movie This Fall.

Jan 13 - 11:23 PM

Shahbaz Sarwar

Oh my GOD, did all the Major 6 Film studios buy you to post shit like that??

Jan 14 - 06:57 AM

Kadeem Stewart

Duh, you got a problem, meathead?

Jan 15 - 10:51 PM