Cowboys & Aliens is an agreeable time-killer, but I'll bet a couple of clever kids could make a livelier movie with a Woody puppet and a Predator doll.
Woody vs Predator? THIS SHOULD HAPPEN
Aug 1 - 10:21 AM
Aye, there's the rub.
Sep 25 - 01:24 AM
lol you have no idea what a good movie is.
Aug 1 - 11:45 AM
A silly, silly movie. Harmless fun but not what you could call a quality film. Leave your brain at the door type thing and pick it up on your way out. I see lots of folk getting their knickers in a twist here, puberty was a long time ago guys, get over it.
Aug 4 - 04:25 AM
Damn, dude. Hilarious Burn.
Sep 25 - 01:16 AM
Crap script, crap dialogue, crap sound effects, crap soundtrack, crap acting, GREAT IDEA!!
Jul 6 - 03:17 PM
and a couple of not so clever kids could do a better review than yours!...Great movie!
Aug 1 - 01:28 PM
If you say this movie was great, then you must have also liked Iron Man 2.
Jan 26 - 05:35 PM
Did you actually see the movie?
Aug 1 - 05:28 PM
Aug 1 - 09:22 PM
It's sad that disagreement is needlessly mistaken for pessimism.
Sep 25 - 01:19 AM
you're defending the reviewer as if he was your mother.. why don't you both take a chill pill because everyone's entitled to their own opinion
Jun 6 - 12:26 AM
Good movie, great actors... stop being a movie snob and enjoy a great ride...
Aug 2 - 06:40 AM
dont be an ass Tony
This movie was shit
Aug 5 - 05:54 AM
Complete Shit. I almost went to jail(DWI Checkpoint while stoned) to go see this crapfest. I was high & it sucked.
Aug 13 - 10:00 AM
it was an awesome movie
Dec 28 - 06:56 PM
I enjoyed it and you are clueless. The story was not about what the aliens looked like. Get over it.
Aug 2 - 09:07 AM
"I enjoyed it and you are clueless. The story was not about what the aliens looked like. Get over it." I always new RT was a place for horrid idiosyncratic argumentation, but you just take the cake. The man has an opinion, that he didn't like an obviously underwhelming and below-average movie. If you - you all - are so sure about your own opinions stop being hypocrites and leave this reviewer to his.
Just bashing and calling him a moron only does the opposite for your tearing egos.
Aug 2 - 11:08 AM
"obviously underwhelming and below-average movie."
Thats your opinion you ignorant fuck. Let him say what he wants. Opinions are NOT facts. That is more hypocritical then the guy above saying he liked it.
Aug 2 - 12:12 PM
you're opinion is wrong. Good day sir.
Sep 9 - 12:25 AM
No one asked you.
Jan 16 - 12:34 PM
In Your Dreams
Lots of people trying to sound smart right here. The movie is actually pretty fun in a comic-book kind of way.
Sep 2 - 04:09 PM
Quit your job because clearly you're not doing it well at all. Maybe watch the movie next time so you don't make a stupid review.
Aug 3 - 07:16 AM
I guess new York Magazine is hiring any and all "hand on face"-posing people these days. How are you a top critic again? Unnnghhh... my insides are turning outwards. Decent movie. Not the best this year, but not a splat like David "The Doink" writes.
Aug 5 - 08:23 PM
I guess new York Magazine is hiring any and all "hand on face"-posing people these days. How are you a top critic again, pray tell? Unnnghhh... my insides are turning outwards. Decent movie. Not the best this year, but not a total splat like David spakes. I love how these so called "Top Critics" try and sound witty when they post their reviews. I wonder what kind of dolls and puppets this doink has in his closet.
Aug 5 - 08:30 PM
Yeah and i bet you could make a great movie with you and a dildo you fuckin queer
Aug 6 - 10:55 PM
Aug 6 - 10:56 PM
I recant my prior response to David's review... After watching this film again, objectively for the fifth time, I once again have to say that this critic is either clueless or based his review entirely off of a preview or two. The plot is sublimely original. Almost the entire cast (especially Harrison) shed any sense of typecasting from their previous role(s) to transport you into a plot of uncertainty, villainy, heroism & victory. Shame on you, David. Me and mine will disregard your reviews hence.
Aug 8 - 09:44 PM
Now I actually want to see the Woody Puppet and Predator movie... C&A Sucked BTW
Aug 10 - 08:00 AM
An example of a movie that crossing of genres so diametrically opposed to each other. Where previous eras of film would never in their right mind would have considered it unless it was deliberate for a farce like Monty Python films. I just hope Harrison and Craig's performance might revitalize the Western movie genre and see some really unique original movies and not just remakes of classics (i.e. Silverado).
Aug 10 - 09:04 AM
Change your photo jackass
Aug 13 - 09:05 AM
Movie was great. Did what I hoped it would do- entertain me. I thought it was clever, kept you guessing, and great action.
Aug 24 - 10:59 AM
You must be retarded.
Sep 9 - 12:26 AM
This must be a positive review. Good for them! Leave the criticism to the professionals.
Sep 25 - 01:30 AM
its a fun summer film in a sea of regurgitated movie rebooting, thier just arent any cowboy alien movies. its the first craig movie ive liked, i personaly cant stand him as a hero actor or christian bale, bland snotty charisma (haydeson christiansen i feel the same way about) but it works for this movie because his character doesnt know if hes a good guy or bad as hes lost his memory.
Ford does a better performance in this than in indy 4 and craig or bale as a bad guy also with charisma, its not five star cenima but its certainly an enjoyable watchable movie for me. id give it a C.
Nov 22 - 09:09 PM
Instead of aimlessly bashing you because you disliked a movie which was good, I did a little looking into you. You look like a deuche, you should change your picture, unless that's the look you were going for, your listing of favorite movies in your profile does not qualify you to have an opinion on a movie like this, go home a write a review on the help because that looks to be a little more up your alley
Dec 1 - 01:26 PM
Woody puppet and Predator doll would do a good animation series. Give it a try! :P
Dec 8 - 01:31 AM