• R, 1 hr. 32 min.
  • Horror
  • Directed By:
    Michael Gornick
    In Theaters:
    May 1, 1987 Wide
    On DVD:
    Mar 26, 2001
  • New World Video

Creepshow 2 Quotes

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    1. The Creep: There's a lesson for you kiddies. Never pick up hitch-hikers, on the hood of your car (chuckles).
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Annie Lansing: (talking to herself again) What happened, Mrs. Lansing?Oh, I ran over some guy and over and over and over and over and...
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. The Hitchhiker: (as a zombie) How are you doing lady? Thanks, thanks for the ride!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Annie Lansing: (after thinking she saw the guy she killed on the road) You're seeing things, bitch. You can't live with it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Annie's Lover: I do my job well. I expect to be paid well. Now, come on. I counted six orgasms. And you probably had others, silently, so I wouldn't get a swelled head.
    2. Annie Lansing: You charge by the orgasm?
    3. Annie's Lover: Good idea. Maybe I should. Then I'd have something to work for.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: (after the blob goes underneath the raft) Hey! What is this sh*t, Poncho? It looks like it's going under the raft.
    2. Laverne: Did it go under us? Did it go under the raft? Is it under us?
    3. Deke: Yeah, and I'm gonna swim for it. Right now!
    4. Laverne: No! Don't leave us here! Don't!
    5. Deke: I'm fast and I can make it. You've gotta go while it's under the raft. (The blob eats his foot) AAaaaahhhhhhh!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy: (talking about the blob that's in the water) Maybe if it's full like you say, it'll go away. But if it still wants chow...
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: (yelling at Laverne) Stop it or I swear to God I'm gonna smoke you.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: (talking about the blob) Come on, man. You read the science books. You're the brainball. What the f**k is that thing?
    2. Randy: Nothing like this in any science book I ever read.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Rachel: (after falling in the blob that's in the water) H-H-Help! It hurts, it hurts!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy: That oil slick we saw was just this big sticky mess in the water and streaks and smudges. It looked like an accident. This thing doesn't look like an accident, it looks like, it's on purpose.
    2. Rachel: Well, what is it then, Randy? What is it?
    3. Randy: I don't know.
    4. Deke: I can't get grieved about it, man. I mean. (inhales the joint deeply) No matter how hard I try, I just can't get worried about it. You know what I mean? (laughs)
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: Ooh, mucho ecological, Poncho, mucho ecological.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy: (looking at the blob in the water) This thing, I don't know what the hell it is.
    2. Deke: It's an oil slick. I guess.
    3. Randy: It's not. Have you ever seen a perfectly round oil slick?
    4. Deke: I've never seen an oil slick at all.
    5. Laverne: (shivering) I'm cold.
    6. Deke: Besides, Poncho, I don't believe in oil slicks, man (grabs Rachel) I only believe in what I can smell, taste, and touch.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: (in a deep voice) Don't tip the raft. Don't tip the raft, baby!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Randy: (already in the lake, yelling too Rachel and Laverne) Come on! It's not so bad once you're in. (looks at Deke, who's also in the water) That's bullshit. Bullshit, man. Just playing Deke's game 'cause you hope to get laid out here. Too damn cold to get laid. Balls are gonna turn into ice cubes.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Deke: (in the car smoking weed) Pass the joint. Pass the joint.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. The Creep: Still here, kiddies? Well, if old Chief Wood'nhead didn't drive you away, you might enjoy this next splintering tale whittled from the same wormwood. It's a splashing little ditty about some people who are left stranded without a paddle on a sea of blood. This bubbly bonbon is titled, The Raft.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Boy Billy: Venus flytrap. It's a plant that eats meat. Rooooaaarrrr!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Ben Whitemoon: (looking at Old Chief Wood'nhead holding a bloody scalp) Now, may your spirit rest, old warrior.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: (after seeing Old Chief Wood'nhead) No. You're not alive man. You can't be alive!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Andy Cavenaugh: (puts on a cowboy hat) Yeah, why don't you run us out of town, Sheriff?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Fatso Gribbens: (watching an old TV show) Loco. Loco! Loooooooocooo! (gets shot in through the chest with an arrow).
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: No more of this bullsh*t, man. No more eatin' dust for a living (shoots his gun) There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man. And there ain't no fu**ing tribe of tommin', wimpy-assed red men, neither (shoots his gun).
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Fatso Gribbens: (after Martha gets shot) Holy sh*t! Holy Jesus! I've never seen nothing like that before.
    2. Sam Whitemoon: Yeah. Well, now you've seen it. Now you're gonna forget it.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Did you know my buddy here was rich?
    2. Martha Spruce: No.
    3. Sam Whitemoon: Well, his old man's rich. His old man 'bought my buddy here a Firebird. A fu**ing Firebird that's gonna fly us all to Hollywood, USA. (sees Ray trying to help his wife) And one more step and, Bam.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Hey, you know that movie, about the guy that's got, like, superpowers and sh*t because of his hair? Then this bitch cuts his hair off. And he gets weak. He gets like an ordinary guy. You know that movie? I'm better looking than the guy in that movie. Don't you think?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Over here, lady. (Martha doesn't see him so he shouts louder) Over here, lady!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Nine years it took me to grow this hair, man. I'm not just fucking around here. I'm going to Hollywood, man. This hair is gonna get me paid and laid.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: This thing work?
    2. Martha Spruce: What?
    3. Sam Whitemoon: (yells and smashes his gun into a shelf) The photo machine, does it work?!
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Any cute stuff back there. (gets slapped by Martha, and smiles) I'll pull this trigger.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. Sam Whitemoon: Empty your pockets.
    2. Ray Spruce: I haven't got.
    3. Sam Whitemoon: I said empty your fu**ing pockets, a**hole. Or I'll ask my buddy to bring me something off the hardware shelf that I can use to slice off your fingers.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. The Creep: Welcome, kiddies, to another edition of Creepshow. It's amazing that you boors and ghouls keep coming back for more. You must be gluttons for punishment, eh?
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)
    1. The Creep: I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy. As if your life depended on getting the first copy off the presses.
    – Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

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