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Crooks (2003)






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A destitute bartender discovers that he may have found the answer to all of his financial woes when a sixty-five year old postman arrives in his bar bragging of plans to steal a valuable collection of stamps, and then promptly drops dead in a money-minded black comedy starring comedians Mike Marino and Jim Norton. Drink slinger Nicky has fallen on hard times, and it looks as if he will never find the funds needed to get back on his feet. His luck begins to look up, however, when ageing, drunken postman Sol Solzberg stumbles into Nicky's watering hole detailing his lifelong plan to steal a collection of rare stamps with inverted centers, and claiming that no one who works there will ever even notice that the so-called "errors, freaks, and oddities" are even missing. When Sol suddenly suffers a fatal heart attack, Nicky works around the clock to assemble the skilled team of thieves needed to pull off the complex heist. Unfortunately for Nicky, his crackerjack crew is largely comprised of the dimmest bulbs in all of New Jersey.more
Rating: Unrated
Genre: Comedy
Directed By:
Written By: Paul Battista, Dan Battista
On DVD: Jan 23, 2007


Rozie Bacchi
as Paulette
Carmine Battista
as Frank Perrigrinno
Paul Scicutella
as Vinny Tableroni
Irma St. Paule
as Agnes DeMilo
Charlie Callas
as Sol Solzberg
Viola Harris
as Mrs. Tableroni
David Brown
as Officer Tafoozi
Michael Carrara
as Agent Russo
Roseanne D'Emidio
as Bunny Taranno
John Gancia
as Kid on Stoop No. 1
Daniel Fegarello Jr.
as Kid on Stoop No. 2
Dale Grand
as Bert Lanstein
Peter Linari
as Truck Driver Bob
Michael Weksel
as Postal Inspector No....
Wade Mylius
as Postal Inspector No....
Trey Nelson
as Postal Worker
Rhoda Pauley
as Mrs. Solzberg
Anthony Polemeni
as Postal Supervisor
Marilyn Posner
as Mrs. Carr
Sal Puleri
as Guy at Bar No. 1
Pete Canale
as Guy at Bar No. 2
Anthony Salcito
as Guy at Bar No. 3
Glenn Wein
as Officer Horowitz
Bill Weksel
as Process Server
Rob Dachisen
as Postal Worker on Bre...
Darren Dachisen
as Postal Worker on Bre...
Michael Cenimo
as Postal Worker on Bre...
Jeremy D. Richardson
as Postal Worker on Bre...
D. Banno
as Postal Worker on Bre...
Timothy Heaney
as Bar Patron Leaving B...
Bruce Bellack
as Bar Patron Leaving B...
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