....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! oh god, this movie was so horrible, that I ended up laughing my ass off, Cyborg is probably one of Van Damme's worst movies he's ever done.
The story is misleading, first off, the movie is called "Cyborg", and when you look at the poster for the film, you're like "holy shit, is Van Damme the cyborg, is he gonna fight the cyborg?", but no, the cyborg is actually a side character who doesn't have much screen-time in the film, the whole movie focuses on Van Damme fighting against this pirate leader for killing his girlfriend, I don't know which Van Damme movie was more misleading, Street Fighter, or this pile of vomit.
The acting is sub-par, out of Van Damme's performances, this is his worst, not only that, but it also has the worst bad guy he's ever faced, this dude looks like if Bret Hart f*cked one of the bad guys from Battlefield Earth, and they had a bastard child, all he does is scream, grunt, yell, and makes faces like a dumbass, this guy is so horrible, he makes Brian Thompson as Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation look like an Academy Award winner.
The fight scenes are some of the worst in Van Damme's filmography, the choreography is very sluggish, and the end fight between Van Damme and the villain is lacking, it's sad because this was after Bloodsport came out, and that movie had great fight scenes for a JCVD flick, I was really expecting more from the guy, but I got nothing in return.
The music is atrocious, the cyborg effects look cheap, and there's this odd moment where the villain captures Van Damme, beats him to death, and crucifies him, then he has flashbacks of when the bad guy killed his wife and kid, took his stepdaughter, and made her his bitch, and this has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious parts of the film, Van Damme kicks the cross down, he's cawing like a crow, and making faces like a dumbass, I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my seat, this moment is so laughably bad, it makes the "OH MY GOD!" scene from Troll 2 look like a work of art.
Cyborg is a lousy action sci-fi movie, I do NOT recommend this for action movie fans, nor fans of JCVD, my advice is: ignore this movie like roadkill down the street.
-Cheap cyborg effects
-Terrible fight scenes
FInal rating: 0/10.