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The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)
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Reviews Counted:109
Fresh:84
Rotten:25
Average Rating:6.5/10
Consensus: The inter-cutting of animation by Spawn's creator, Todd McFarlane, doesn't always work, but the performances by the young actors capture the pains of growing up well.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for language, sexual content and youth substance use
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Genre: Dramas
Theatrical Release:Jun 14, 2002 Limited
Box Office: $1,507,000
Synopsis: Set in the rural South in the 1970s in a Catholic school, four pre-teen boys (Kieran Culkin, Emile Hirsch, Jake Richardson, and Tyler Long) create a comic book called "The Atomic Trinity" to... Set in the rural South in the 1970s in a Catholic school, four pre-teen boys (Kieran Culkin, Emile Hirsch, Jake Richardson, and Tyler Long) create a comic book called "The Atomic Trinity" to channel their creativity, imagination, and rebellious adolescent angst. They each develop their own superhero and, in doing so, live out fantasy lives through their empowered, unchained alter egos. Their evil adversaries are exaggerated characters designed after their teachers: Sister Assumpta (Jodie Foster) the stark, peg-legged nun; and Father Casey (Vincent D'Onofrio), the shady, chain-smoking priest. The spotlight of the film shines clearly on the handsome Francis (Hirsch) whose crush on his neighbor and schoolmate, Margie Flynn (Jenna Malone), leaves him tongue-tied. Tim (Culkin) is bolder, and so he rewrites a William Blake poem and uses it to bring together secretly dark Margie with wide-eyed Francis. Their relationship flowers into one of the heavier and more mysterious subplots in the film. Margie is instantly written into the comic as a wounded warrior-heroine who enlists the superheroes to help her in her battles against evil. Meanwhile, the boys are busy planning--and occasionally executing--devilish pranks at school, eventually taking things a step too far, to tragic result. Based on the Chris Fuhrman book of the same name, adapted to the screen by writer Jeff Stockwell, THE DANGEROUS LIVES OF ALTAR BOYS from director Peter Care is an edgy, engrossing, teen rebellion flick. Extensive animated sequences share a good amount of screen time with the live action narrative, and a prescient musical score by Marco Beltrami and Joshua Homme provides the perfect accent to the action of the film. [More]
Starring: Emile Hirsch, Kieran Culkin, Jena Malone, Jodie Foster
Starring: Emile Hirsch, Kieran Culkin, Jena Malone, Jodie Foster, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jake Richardson, Tyler Long
Director: Peter Care
Director: Peter Care
Screenwriter: Jeff Stockwell
Producer: Jodie Foster, Meg LeFauve, Jay Shapiro
Composer: Marco Beltrami
Studio: ThinkFilm
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Reviews for The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Although McFarlane's sequences are inventive, the rest of the film moves languidly.
The only bright spot in the whole movie is Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as a priest.
Though certainly original in form, Altar Boys requires a taste for Swamp Thing-type animation, doubled with a deafening score.
often successful in capturing the turbulent emotions of the early teen years... not nearly as convincing when it attempts to create a believable environment or forge a dramatic path.
While it's true that there's little about Altar Boys that's inept, there's even less about it that's genuinely interesting.
The boys' characters don't come to life as much as their drawn alter egos.
The dangers in the lives of these Catholic teens are self-made; they spring from small-town boredom and lead to a conclusion that's meant to be emotionally crushing but is only slightly affecting.
Give Care and McFarlane points for trying to do something innovative with the same old thing. But realize that, as spruced up as the facade may be, this movie is indeed still the same old thing.
Aged cliches and gimmicks vie with fresh ideas for supremacy in The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys; the outcome at best is a draw.
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