ROTTEN TOMATOES: Wes Anderson Giving Fans a Glimpse of Natalie's Portmans? Comments

Wes Anderson Giving Fans a Glimpse of Natalie's Portmans?

by Jeff Giles | September 06, 2007

Summary

The Venice Film Festival is in full swing, and Time Out London is there to report on Wes Anderson's latest, The Darjeeling Limited -- not to mention the short "prequel" screening before it, Hotel Chevalier. Back to Article

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dracus writes:
on Sep 06 2007 06:38 AM

Slow news day huh Jeff?

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Jeff Giles writes:
on Sep 06 2007 06:50 AM

In reply to this comment (#1101472)
Sure looks that way, huh, Dracus?

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Baccus83 writes:
on Sep 06 2007 07:05 AM

Stop the presses! Natalie Portman took off her clothes!

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Baccus83 writes:
on Sep 06 2007 07:08 AM

Natalie's Portmans? Is that what they're calling breasts now?

Next up - Jessica's Albas. Elisha's Cuthberts. Jenna's Fischers.

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randal1013 writes:
on Sep 06 2007 07:45 AM

i hope natalie didn't actually do this.

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witherwings writes:
on Sep 06 2007 07:59 AM

I like how the sexiest thing Anderson has ever done is held up a camera to some actress standing in a doorway with her clothes off. Come on. That's just SAD. Do you remember how some great movies did sexy without anyone naked ever? Yeah, that's talent.

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MPSolo writes:
on Sep 06 2007 08:09 AM

Y'know, maybe one of the reasons actors and actresses don't do nudity in the US is because the media makes such a big freakin' deal about it...

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dracus writes:
on Sep 06 2007 08:15 AM

In reply to this comment (#1101474)
LOL

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welease_woger writes:
on Sep 06 2007 08:31 AM

Ahh Dwacus, it seems that the little wascal Jeff is a wee bit touchy.
Stwike him, Centuwion, vewy woughly and thwow him to the floor!

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arendr writes:
on Sep 06 2007 08:48 AM

As a man, I always wonder why my fellow guys are so desperate to see Natalie Portman naked. She's pretty, but she's not the type I really picture naked...

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belyle writes:
on Sep 06 2007 09:20 AM

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Elisha's Cuthberts actually sounds like it could fly as a code for chest cushions. Cuthberts. Heh.

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Gimy writes:
on Sep 06 2007 09:24 AM

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR...wrong! no way, she's a frikkin hypocritical prude. besides, if you want to see her with nothin but a bikini bottom on(and sun tanned knockers) go google her. she's sunbathed topless before. eh, i like b33bies...big deal. anyway, she REFUSED to do nudity in all her movies that have actually called for it in the script. she even had the guy who did Closer BURN the video of her stripper scenes. sorry guys...she'll say it was a body double, wasn't her.

cuthbert and alba AND biel(ntil i see Powder Blue) are some other hypocrits. play strippers or hookers or porn stars but refuse to do the nudity. it'd be like an action star refusing to do stunts...its just dumb.

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rpgedgar writes:
on Sep 06 2007 09:41 AM

Just as long as I don't need to see Hilary's Swank.

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opTIMus Nerd writes:
on Sep 06 2007 09:49 AM

I am not desperate to Portman naked but since that stripper scene in Closer I know I will not look away...No I will not look away at all...I will HARDly look away at all.

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Hknowles writes:
on Sep 06 2007 10:13 AM

I thought FilmDrunk had a pretty funny post about this today - the picture caption is classic:
http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=175

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sharpless writes:
on Sep 06 2007 11:12 AM

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Actually, I think he's already done sexier things that what they describe. But then, sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.

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arendr writes:
on Sep 06 2007 11:49 AM

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You mean like siblings getting it on?

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Scarborough Fair writes:
on Sep 06 2007 11:59 AM

I hate 'welease_woger'.
That is all.

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Bigbrother writes:
on Sep 06 2007 12:53 PM

I think Natalie Portman might be one of those girls who's sexier with her clothes on. Obviously she's very pretty, but the body doesn't appear to be anything to write home about. Plus, it's very dumb to think she HAS to do nudity just because a bunch of fan boys want to see it. It's her body and she can show it to who she wants to. She's talented enough that she doesn't have to make a career off of her nakedness like Halle Berry appears to be trying to do.

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The Toe writes:
on Sep 06 2007 01:20 PM

Natalie's Portmans?

Oh, good lord.

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Tyler Durden2000 writes:
on Sep 06 2007 01:36 PM

I'm still waiting to see Bea's Arthurs...

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witherwings writes:
on Sep 06 2007 02:11 PM

Or Justin's Timberlakes.

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JoshTee! writes:
on Sep 06 2007 02:23 PM

Or Abi's Titmusses.

Sorry, has this joke run its course yet?

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Scarborough Fair writes:
on Sep 06 2007 02:25 PM

Why don't you just propose to her, bigbrother?

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JoshTee! writes:
on Sep 06 2007 02:35 PM

And just to cover all of the bases...

Vanessa's Angels
Courtney's Loves
Kate's Moss
Olsen Twins' twins
Pink's pink
Vanessa's Paradis(e)
Morgan's Fairchildren
Courtney's Cox (?)

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Scarborough Fair writes:
on Sep 06 2007 09:31 PM

Wilford's Brimley

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welease_woger writes:
on Sep 07 2007 04:52 AM

In reply to this comment (#1102583)
Silence Scarborough Fair! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that you impertinent wuffian! I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. He may better swuit your taste.

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HFGIII writes:
on Sep 07 2007 02:29 PM

No doubt. Body double.

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High School With Money writes:
on Sep 07 2007 11:30 PM

I could definitely live life comfortably without having to see Courtney's Cox (or Andy's Dick for that matter).

[b]cuthbert and alba AND biel(ntil i see Powder Blue) are some other hypocrits. play strippers or hookers or porn stars but refuse to do the nudity. it'd be like an action star refusing to do stunts...its just dumb.[/b]

You're kidding, right? I'm pretty sure that any old action movie you like has an action star NOT doing his stunts. Besides, Biel has agreed to nudity in her next dramatic movie, though how full frontal it is remains to be seen.

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eastern2western writes:
on Sep 08 2007 10:50 AM

Well, u people should just rent porns because the girls in porn have much sexier bodies than natalie portman. Movies only look great when they have their clothes on. If they take them off, then the illusion is go on. If I need to see naked chicks, I would much rather watch porn. I hate media making such big deal out female celebs taking of their clothes for movies. Once u take the clothes off, every chick has the exact same thing any ways. Another thing is, natalie is too flat chested to have good looking boobs. I would much rent one of Jolie's old movies such as Gia and Original sins. Now that is a woman with a nice looking rack and who is not very shy on showing those lnockers off.

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VenomGGXX writes:
on Sep 10 2007 11:30 AM

eh Natalie didnt look that flat chested in Attack of Clones lol
I think she should do a nude scene, I always think of her as a good girl
never really seen how crazy she can get, and Closer was just a little bit lol

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leftoverhard writes:
on Sep 11 2007 08:21 AM

I think it's pretty funny how people are suddenly bagging on Wes Anderson now that it's the cool thing to do. And then in 20 years when he's old and uses an aging ben affleck in the role that will revive his career, you'll all love him again because he made you remember your youth fondly.

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