How bad is "Dark Shadows"? It makes you long for a "Twilight" movie. That's bad.
that was a terrible anaology, this movies a billion times better than any twiight movie could hope to be. not saying this movie was the greatest but far better than twilight
May 11 - 06:05 AM
no. it's that bad.
May 11 - 12:11 PM
no way, I agree with Danny.
May 18 - 04:58 PM
No, really. It was that bad. And that's terrible.
Jun 10 - 02:49 AM
that's just absurd.
May 11 - 07:34 AM
finally the truth arrives about another triage worthy unit from burton the butcher.
May 11 - 08:49 AM
It was not that bad. at least it was intentionally funny and the main character was likable.
May 11 - 11:43 AM
Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, not to mention Tim Burton. This movie beats Twilight by default.
May 11 - 09:18 PM
Great actors have terrible movies, just like Kirsten Stewart was great in Adventureland and Robert Pattinson is in the new Cronenberg flick. There is no such thing as "winning by default", the movie is terrible like most of Burton's recent work, since he has long become a parody of himself.
May 18 - 08:13 AM
Kristen Stewart, unfortunately, is not good at anything. Same emotionless, unbothered, stoned-out Kristen in Adventureland.
May 18 - 08:48 AM
Lets not fly off the handle. Burtons a hack, but he's nowhere near as bad as Stephanie Meyer.
May 12 - 06:15 AM
I haven't seen this movie but I doubt any movie out there is as bad as Twilight. Your statement seems a bit exaggerating. Twilight is the only movie (or series) that made me wanna kill myself or that I can fall asleep in the theatre.
May 12 - 03:54 PM
really? have you seen jack and jill?? :\
May 13 - 07:46 PM
Sure, Jack and Jill way worse, but Twilight takes it self serious! Wich it isn't, this movie wasn't good, I haven't seen the original series so I can't say how accurate it is. But it has it's moments when its not that bad, unlike twilight wich sucks from the first second to the credits.
May 16 - 01:54 AM
The fact that you talked about Twilight in any positive way, even if by analogy, makes you a terrible critic... Everything, and i mean everything is better than Twilight.
May 12 - 01:02 PM
You say that about Jack & Jill?
May 12 - 03:25 PM
i was just thinking that!
May 13 - 07:48 PM
You sir, made me lose all faith in Rotten Tomatoes critics just by that statement.
May 12 - 07:08 PM
Nice try, twilight fan!
May 13 - 04:42 AM
May 13 - 09:14 AM
see it again with aN OPEN MIND
May 13 - 09:15 AM
May 13 - 09:27 AM
... we clearly did not see the same movie.
May 13 - 04:06 PM
nobody longs for twilight movies
May 14 - 08:53 AM
Dude, that is impossible. NOTHING sucks more than Twilight. Except maybe your analogy.
May 14 - 02:21 PM
I'd rather watch the trailer for this movie 30 times straight than "Twilight".
May 14 - 10:08 PM
Retarded hyperbole is retarded. Typical critic, little more than an attention whore.
May 16 - 01:52 AM
May 26 - 10:01 AM
The amount of stupidity on this website is hard to handle.
Aug 27 - 02:01 AM
I can understand not liking this movie, but Twilight has nothing to like. This has awesome visuals and some good performances.
May 16 - 06:46 PM
I don't think he literally meant this movie was worse than Twilight, it just makes you realize that it was capable of so much more. I saw it tonight with little to no expectations and I was still disappointed.
May 18 - 11:48 PM
Hugo Emanuel Melo
I've seen Burton's Dark Sahdows and it's a very mediocre effort. It's storytelling at it's most lazy and the ending is a total mess. However it beats any twilight film by a gigantic mile. Dark Sahdows has great visuals, nice performences and is somewhat entertaining, despite being mediocre.Twiligh has two hours in a half of teenagers pouting, with cheesy CGI.The only good things in Twilight is the Cinematography and Desplat's compositions in the new noom film. BTW, in order for someone to long for something he has to enjoy it somewhat, wich makes me come to the conclusion that Mr. Long (great porn name) is a Twilight fan.
May 21 - 04:37 AM