• R, 1 hr. 43 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Richard Linklater
    In Theaters:
    Sep 10, 1993 Wide
    On DVD:
    Jun 30, 1998
  • Gramercy Pictures

Dazed and Confused Quotes

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    1. Slater: Are you cool, man?
    2. Mitch Kramer: Like how?
    3. Slater: Okay.
    – Submitted by David E (7 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: Oh you didn't hear? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass!
    – Submitted by Oliverr & (15 months ago)
    1. Kevin Pickford: Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a jay with fifty elves.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kevin Pickford: Don, give the beer back, man!
    2. Don Dawson: I paid for the beer, man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Simone: What a bitch she called me a slut. I'm gonna kick her ass.
    2. Darla: You said you wouldn't get mad.
    3. Simone: I'm not mad!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Darla: We know you they talk about us, what do they say?
    2. Shavonne: No they don't.
    3. Darla: You're lying you bitch. When you do that I know you're lying.
    4. Simone: Come on you can tell us.
    5. Shavonne: Don't get mad.
    6. Simone: I'm not gonna get mad I'm just curious.
    7. Shavonne: Ok she called you a bitch and you a slut. [laughs]
    8. Darla: She called me a bitch! Thats funny! What a riot.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Carl: Don't let the fact that you won't be able to sit down all summer affect your game.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Simone: I can't believe she called me a slut. What a bitch!
    2. Shavonne: [laughing] Simone everyone calls you a slut
    3. Simone: Shavonne!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kevin Pickford: Step into my head.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Cynthia: Maybe the 80s will be like radical or something. I figure we'll be in our 20s and it cant' get worse.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kevin Pickford: Hey you guys know what that song is about? Its about the aliens. We're the aliens man, we're the savages. We're the savages man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Benny: Mitchy. Mitchy, mitchy, mitchy...
    2. Benny: We're lookin' for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Carl: We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Benny: I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mr. Payne: Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Clint: You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer."
    2. Mike: No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation.
    3. Clint: Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
    2. Slater: Okay, fuck you dickhead.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Cynthia: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
    2. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Yeah, what a dumbshit.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Mmm... bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah throw it. Faggot, sissy, pussy, freshman.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: Y'all ready to bust some ass?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Ms. Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?
    2. Freshman Girl: Whatever you like.
    3. Don Dawson: Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
    2. Don Dawson: I don't know. A few, I guess.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: Dominant male monkey mother fucker.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother fucker.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
    2. Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Tony: Neo-McCarthyism, I like that.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
    2. Mike: I wanna dance!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
    2. Tony: Well you know how it is.
    3. Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Jodi Kramer: What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Jodi Kramer: Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?
    2. Mitch Kramer: What? Well no wonder!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Have you seen Jodi around?
    2. Wooderson: No she left your ass.
    3. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Well you win some you lose some.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Melvin: Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?
    2. Mitch Kramer: [laughs] How do you know I haven't already?
    3. Melvin: [clearly pleased, laughs] Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Darla: Ok girlies. It's really hot out here and I'm really sick of looking at you.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Shavonne: You're an asshole.
    2. Don Dawson: I know I am.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just let it go.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mike: I didn't think drugs and alchohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it.
    2. Randy "Pink" Floyd: I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Simone: You act like you're so oppressed. You guys are kings of the school. What are you bitching about?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Kaye: Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Darla: Oh that's it, Miss Hot Stuff. I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mitch Kramer: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Jodi Kramer: Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Mitch Kramer: Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?
    2. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Yeah. He's kind of a joke.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Benny: You just wasted another beer.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they'd beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Benny: Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. O'Bannion: What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!
    2. O'Bannion: Fuck all of you! Fuck you!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (18 months ago)
    1. Don Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
    – Submitted by Kenneth R (19 months ago)
    1. Wooderson: What do you reckon you're gonna do?
    2. Randy "Pink" Floyd: I don't know man I'll probably end up signing it, I just don't wanna give in so easy.
    3. Wooderson: Man it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. Ya know, if it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try to make for you. You got to do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. And let me tell you this; the older you do get, the more rules they're gonna TRY to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N.
    4. Slater: Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass in the middle, man, roll it up, and sign the joint, man. That's gonna tell 'em somethin'.
    – Submitted by JohnJr G (20 months ago)
    1. Mike: I guess at first I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this level of humiliation setting in that's gonna be with me for fucking ever! And I'm just not gonna just let this be another situation that contributes to me being a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?
    – Submitted by JohnJr G (20 months ago)
    1. Clint: Hey I'll be watching you Newton. I only came here to do two things man; kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost outta beer.
    – Submitted by JohnJr G (20 months ago)
    1. Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
    – Submitted by Robert S (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
    – Submitted by Robert S (2 years ago)
    1. Darla: Wipe that face of your head, bitch.
    – Submitted by Scott C (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
    – Submitted by Brian W (2 years ago)
    1. O'Bannion: Hey Slater give me drugs man!
    2. Wooderson: Get some from your mother man...
    – Submitted by Mike B (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
    – Submitted by Kerry G (2 years ago)
    1. Slater: Hey man, Pickford's got a doobie were about to burn; you in?
    2. Don Dawson: Think about it. Yeah.
    3. Slater: Are you cool man?
    4. Mitch Kramer: Like how?
    5. Slater: Okay, man.
    6. Randy "Pink" Floyd: He was just asking if you get high.
    7. Mitch Kramer: Yeah, like smoke pot?
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: Hey man, you got a joint?
    2. Mitch Kramer: Uhh, no; not on me man.
    3. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: I love those redheads man.
    – Submitted by Mike V (2 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
    – Submitted by Steve J (2 years ago)
    1. Darla: LICK ME! All of you!
    – Submitted by Mamamia F (2 years ago)
    1. Randy "Pink" Floyd: Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.
    – Submitted by Evan D (3 years ago)
    1. Benny: Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy. (benny and freinds laugh) We're looking for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over.
    – Submitted by Evan D (3 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
    – Submitted by Andrew H (3 years ago)
    1. Carl: I cant wait to get to high school. Where all the girls be puttin out.
    – Submitted by Michelle B (3 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: Hey man you got a joint?
    2. Mitch Kramer: No man, not on me.
    3. Wooderson: It be a cooler if you did.
    – Submitted by Michelle B (3 years ago)
    1. Mike: I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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