Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes

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    1. Rigby Reardon: Here's three bucks if you can get this cab to 46 Bay Court in ten minutes.
    2. Rigby Reardon: Follow that cab!
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Rigby Reardon: I always carry my harmonica: it's lighter than an accordion and more powerful than a sleeping pill.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Juliet Forrest: We wouldn't have to have kids.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Juliet Forrest: Oh, you poor dear. I don't blame you for strangling me - I'll never say it again.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Rigby Reardon: Where'd you learn that?
    2. Juliet Forrest: At camp.
    3. Rigby Reardon: You learned that at girls' camp?
    4. Juliet Forrest: It's really for a snake bite, but I find it works for everything.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Field Marshall Von Kluck: Sorry, I'm a butler not a catcher.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Juliet Forrest: Well it was the only place he could experiment with his cheeses - without the smell bothering the neighbors.
    – Submitted by Christopher B (9 months ago)
    1. Juliet Forrest: If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
    – Submitted by Andrew C (19 months ago)
    1. Rigby Reardon: My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face, and the slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed, marry her and start the whoopee machine.
    – Submitted by David S (21 months ago)
    1. Rigby Reardon: My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
    2. Rigby Reardon: I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
    3. Rigby Reardon: Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.
    – Submitted by rick b (2 years ago)

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