Death at a Funeral Quotes
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- Norman: You still smokin' that stuff?Derek: No no no, I'm gonna stop, all right? *You* used to smoke, we used to smoke *together*.Norman: I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!
- Jeff: He got in a fight with the table, and the table won.
- Ryan: Well she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school.
- Elaine: You're going to be a father.Oscar: I'm pregnant?‐ Submitted by James W (4 years ago)
- Aaron: You've got Jackie Chan in there!Mourner #1: Ahh shit!Aaron: You can't turn up here with the wrong bodies! This isn't Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!‐ Submitted by James W (5 years ago)
- Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are.‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)
- Cynthia: You can't understand death until you've given life.‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)