• R, 1 hr. 32 min.
  • Drama, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Neil LaBute
    In Theaters:
    Apr 16, 2010 Wide
    On DVD:
    Aug 10, 2010
  • Sony Pictures

Death at a Funeral Quotes

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    1. Norman: You still smokin' that stuff?
    2. Derek: No no no, I'm gonna stop, all right? *You* used to smoke, we used to smoke *together*.
    3. Norman: I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!
    – Submitted by Kelly E (17 months ago)
    1. Jeff: He got in a fight with the table, and the table won.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (17 months ago)
    1. Ryan: Well she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school.
    – Submitted by Kelly E (17 months ago)
    1. Elaine: You're going to be a father.
    2. Oscar: I'm pregnant?
    – Submitted by James W (2 years ago)
    1. Aaron: You've got Jackie Chan in there!
    2. Mourner #1: Ahh shit!
    3. Aaron: You can't turn up here with the wrong bodies! This isn't Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!
    – Submitted by James W (3 years ago)
    1. Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Cynthia: You can't understand death until you've given life.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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