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  • Abernathy: It's a Prada!
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (2 years ago)

  • Earl: I can make goddam sure he don't do it in Texas.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (2 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: The alcohol is just a lubricant for the individual for the individual encounters that a bar room offers.
    ‐ Submitted by Victor M (2 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: [catches his breath] Ohhh, ladies that was fun!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob S (3 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make salt taste just like sugar.
    ‐ Submitted by Gregoire B (3 years ago)

  • ZoŽ Bell: I'm okay!
    ‐ Submitted by redwan a (3 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.
    ‐ Submitted by Elliott T (4 years ago)

  • Kim: I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Jungle Julia: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Warren: Chartreuse, the only liqueur so good they named a color after it.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Jungle Julia: And THEN... If they say that...You gotta give 'em a lap dance.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Pam: Hey Warren, who is this guy?
    Warren: Stuntman Mike.
    Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
    Warren: He's a stuntman.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • ZoŽ Bell: What're you gonna do, blow him?
    Abernathy: No! I'm going to insinuate that Lee's going to blow him.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Nate: I wanna make out!
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: You know how people say, YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK, or AND IN MY BOOK THAT'S NO GOOD. Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken... shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: [to Arlene] There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Arlene: Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
    Stuntman Mike: Yeah, it is.
    Arlene: Yeah. Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] What about 'kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck' did you not understand?
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Jasper: What's a cheerleader movie?
    Abernathy: A movie about cheerleaders.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Dov: [noticing his scar] Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. [they laugh some more]
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: Well, because there was a fifty-fifty shot on whether you'd be going left. You see, we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Stuntman Mike: This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Shanna: Do guys like 'the thing'?
    Arlene: They like it better than no thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

  • Warren: Is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty be-ve-rage?
    ‐ Submitted by Cora E (4 years ago)

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