The Departed Quotes

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    1. Captain Queenan: Do you want to be a cop or only look like a cop?
    – Submitted by Jean R (16 days ago)
    1. Mr. French: I'm the guy who tells you there are guys you can hit, and there are guys you can't. Now that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm fucking ruling on it right now that you don't hit him, understand?
    – Submitted by Kia M (55 days ago)
    1. Frank Costello: *Sniff* *Sniff*...I smell a rat.
    – Submitted by Alex A (3 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is stepping out the elevator in his apartment building. He sees a dog and reaches out] Hey, pup.
    2. Colin Sullivan: [the owner and the dog pull away from him. Colin goes to his door and sticks the keys in. He pauses, leaning against the door, and a sniffle is faintly heard. He then goes inside his apartment, only to find Sergeant Dignam with a pistol waiting for him]
    3. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is surprised, but then realizes that he's got nowhere to run] Okay. [Sergeant Dignam then shoots Colin in the head and walks out the door]
    – Submitted by Moe J (4 months ago)
    1. Captain Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
    2. Sergeant Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Captain Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
    2. Sergeant Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
    3. Captain Ellerby: How is your mother?
    4. Sergeant Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
    – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Mohamed A (7 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: Nobody gives it to you you have to take it.
    – Submitted by Sam R (8 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: Whoopdee-fuckin-doo.
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Captain Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
    2. Sergeant Dignam: Well I would but I'm tired from fucking your wife.
    3. Captain Ellerby: How's your mother?
    4. Sergeant Dignam: Good. She's tired from fucking my father.
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: Yeah go ahead kill me watch what happens
    2. Billy Costigan: What so you get the parade? And the ceremony? Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm fucking arresting you!
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: What about the FBI?
    2. Captain Queenan: They're compromised
    3. Billy Costigan: What?
    4. Captain Queenan: They're fucked!
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
    2. Billy Costigan: Cause you're tired and you don't give a shit.
    – Submitted by William C (8 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
    – Submitted by Adam C (8 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: No one gives it to you. You have to take it.
    – Submitted by R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R (9 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: You know what I like about restaurants?
    2. Billy Costigan: The fucking food? I don't know what.
    3. Frank Costello: You learn a lot watching things eat.
    – Submitted by Amie Neh A (9 months ago)
    1. Madolyn: Death is hard, life is much easier.
    – Submitted by Amie Neh A (9 months ago)
    1. Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
    – Submitted by Wayne S (9 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: How fucked up are you?
    – Submitted by Melvin L (9 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I dont to be a product of my enviromnent, I want my enviromnent to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Mahmoud S (10 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? 'Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?' I mean, those are questions, right? 'Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?'
    – Submitted by Sonu P (10 months ago)
    1. Mr. French: I know who you are, I know your family, I know where you come from. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop magnet of a cousin of yours, and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off, you understand that?
    – Submitted by Tahir P (11 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Sidharthan A (11 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Jeriel C (11 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: Maybe yes..may be no.. maybe fuck yourself.
    – Submitted by Shantanu G (11 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: The F.B.I. they are like mushrooms: you feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
    – Submitted by Feli Y (14 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: No ticky, no laundry!
    – Submitted by Feli Y (14 months ago)
    1. Brown: Why did you use my cellphone?
    2. Sergeant Dignam: Because you weren't there.
    – Submitted by Edgardo A (14 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: What are you waiting for? You want it to chop me up and feed to poor is that what you guys want.
    – Submitted by Edgardo A (14 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: When I was your age they [church people] would say we could become cops or criminals... What I am saying to you is this... When you are facing a loaded gun, whats the difference?
    – Submitted by Avirup S (14 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
    2. Captain Queenan: Who said that?
    3. Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.
    4. Sergeant Dignam: [Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?
    – Submitted by Kunst J (15 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. [to the Chinese translator] For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
    – Submitted by Nicolas D (16 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: Two pills... Why dont you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fuckin head off?
    – Submitted by Tushaar S (16 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: My theory on Feds is they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
    – Submitted by Kevin H (17 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my enviroment. I want my enviroment to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Jorge T (17 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
    – Submitted by Alejandro O (18 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: How's your mother?
    2. Sergeant Dignam: She's tired from fucking my father, how's yours?
    – Submitted by Kala K (18 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: Guaran-fucking-teed.
    – Submitted by Nastassia J (18 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me.
    2. Billy Costigan: I am killing you.
    – Submitted by John D (19 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: Hey, do you ever thought of going back to school?
    2. Billy Costigan: With all due respect Mr.costello, no! School is out.
    3. Frank Costello: Maybe one day you will wake the fuck up!
    – Submitted by Varun V (19 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: When I was younger they said you could be a cop or a criminal, but when you are facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    – Submitted by Jack W (21 months ago)
    1. Captain Queenan: One of you mugs got a light?
    2. Fitzy: Where's your boy?
    3. Captain Queenan: He's studying law at Notre Dame.
    4. Fitzy: Where's your fucking boy?
    5. Fitzy: Goddamn motherfucker! Now where's your fucking boy!
    – Submitted by Facebook U (21 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: Hey.
    2. Captain Ellerby: I'm sorry, to keep you until last minute but things leaked, this lead came from Queenan's undercover guy, I'm going for a smoke right now, do you want a smoke? You don't smoke do ya? What are you one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
    – Submitted by Fraser M (21 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: You better get organized, quick.
    – Submitted by Sara B (22 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
    – Submitted by Jennifer F (22 months ago)
    1. Sergeant Dignam: May be yes, may be no, may be fuck yourself.
    2. Frank Costello: You can become cops or criminals but when you are facing a loaded gun, whats the difference?
    – Submitted by S Uzair A (23 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    – Submitted by Isabel R (23 months ago)
    1. Billy Costigan: Do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor, huh, is that what you want?
    – Submitted by Steven P (24 months ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: I can get the rat, you just gotta let me do it my way.
    – Submitted by Steven P (24 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: Are you still a cop!
    2. Billy Costigan: No!
    – Submitted by Steven P (24 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: Do you know who I am?
    2. Billy Costigan: (Costigan nods no)
    – Submitted by Steven P (24 months ago)
    1. Delahunt: I gave you the wrong adress, but you showed up at the right one.
    – Submitted by Steven P (24 months ago)
    1. Brown: We can become cops or criminals, but when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference.
    – Submitted by Mike T (24 months ago)
    1. Frank Costello: When I was your age they said you could be cops or criminals. But when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    – Submitted by Steven P (2 years ago)
    1. Captain Ellerby: You wanna smoke? You don't smoke do ya, what are you one of the fitness freaks?
    – Submitted by Andrew M (2 years ago)
    1. Frank Costello: When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump the body in the marsh... not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a f*ckin' blowjob! Don't laugh! This ain't reality T.V.!
    – Submitted by Nick M (2 years ago)
    1. Frank Costello: Hey! She fell funny....
    – Submitted by Nick M (2 years ago)
    1. Frank Costello: When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)
    1. Colin Sullivan: I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!
    – Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)

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