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  • Colin Sullivan: Do you got fucking tapes? Of what? Costello was my informant! I was a rat? Fuck you, prove it! He was working for me, he was my informant!
    Billy Costigan: Shut you're fucking mouth. Come on, get up!
    Colin Sullivan: What is this a citizen's arrest? Blow me! Alright, only one of us is a cop here Bill. You understand that Bill? No one knows who you fucking are!
    Billy Costigan: Would you shut the fuck up!?
    Colin Sullivan: I'm a sergeant in the Massachusetts State Police, who the fuck are you? I erased you!
    ‐ Submitted by Tim C (15 months ago)

  • Dignam: Oh you're a fucking genius huh? Who forged you're transcript, dickhead?
    ‐ Submitted by Tim C (15 months ago)

  • Frank Costello: I got this rat. This gnawing, teething rat.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (23 months ago)

  • Frank Costello: When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals; today what I'm saying to you is this: When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Alex S (2 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Yeah, shoot a cop Eitstein! Watch what happens!
    Billy Costigan: What would happen is that this bullet would go right through your fucking head!
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter E (2 years ago)

  • Captain Queenan: Do you want to be a cop or only look like a cop?
    ‐ Submitted by Jean R (3 years ago)

  • Mr. French: I'm the guy who tells you there are guys you can hit, and there are guys you can't. Now that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm fucking ruling on it right now that you don't hit him, understand?
    ‐ Submitted by Kia M (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: *Sniff* *Sniff*...I smell a rat.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex A (3 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: [Colin is stepping out the elevator in his apartment building. He sees a dog and reaches out] Hey, pup.
    Colin Sullivan: [the owner and the dog pull away from him. Colin goes to his door and sticks the keys in. He pauses, leaning against the door, and a sniffle is faintly heard. He then goes inside his apartment, only to find Sergeant Dignam with a pistol waiting for him]
    Colin Sullivan: [Colin is surprised, but then realizes that he's got nowhere to run] Okay. [Sergeant Dignam then shoots Colin in the head and walks out the door]
    ‐ Submitted by Moe J (3 years ago)

  • Captain Queenan: You're a worker. You rise fast.
    Sergeant Dignam: Like a 12-year-old's dick.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Captain Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
    Sergeant Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
    Captain Ellerby: How is your mother?
    Sergeant Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Mohamed A (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: Nobody gives it to you you have to take it.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam R (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Whoopdee-fuckin-doo.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Captain Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
    Sergeant Dignam: Well I would but I'm tired from fucking your wife.
    Captain Ellerby: How's your mother?
    Sergeant Dignam: Good. She's tired from fucking my father.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: Yeah go ahead kill me watch what happens
    Billy Costigan: What so you get the parade? And the ceremony? Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm fucking arresting you!
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree, you fucking homos.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: What about the FBI?
    Captain Queenan: They're compromised
    Billy Costigan: What?
    Captain Queenan: They're fucked!
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
    Billy Costigan: Cause you're tired and you don't give a shit.
    ‐ Submitted by William C (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam C (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: No one gives it to you. You have to take it.
    ‐ Submitted by Rodrigo R (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: You know what I like about restaurants?
    Billy Costigan: The fucking food? I don't know what.
    Frank Costello: You learn a lot watching things eat.
    ‐ Submitted by Amie Neh A (3 years ago)

  • Madolyn: Death is hard, life is much easier.
    ‐ Submitted by Amie Neh A (3 years ago)

  • Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
    ‐ Submitted by Wayne S (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: How fucked up are you?
    ‐ Submitted by Melvin L (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I dont to be a product of my enviromnent, I want my enviromnent to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Mahmoud S (3 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: Maybe it would have done you some good to have some *questions* from time to time, you know? 'Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?' I mean, those are questions, right? 'Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?'
    ‐ Submitted by Sonu P (3 years ago)

  • Mr. French: I know who you are, I know your family, I know where you come from. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop magnet of a cousin of yours, and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off, you understand that?
    ‐ Submitted by Tahir P (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Sidharthan A (3 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeriel C (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Maybe yes..may be no.. maybe fuck yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Shantanu G (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: The F.B.I. they are like mushrooms: you feed them shit and keep them in the dark.
    ‐ Submitted by Feli Y (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: No ticky, no laundry!
    ‐ Submitted by Feli Y (4 years ago)

  • Brown: Why did you use my cellphone?
    Sergeant Dignam: Because you weren't there.
    ‐ Submitted by Edgardo A (4 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: What are you waiting for? You want it to chop me up and feed to poor is that what you guys want.
    ‐ Submitted by Edgardo A (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: When I was your age they [church people] would say we could become cops or criminals... What I am saying to you is this... When you are facing a loaded gun, whats the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Avirup S (4 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?
    Captain Queenan: Who said that?
    Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.
    Sergeant Dignam: [Dignam makes a farting sound] What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?
    ‐ Submitted by Kunst J (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. [to the Chinese translator] For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.
    ‐ Submitted by Nicolas D (4 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: Two pills... Why dont you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fuckin head off?
    ‐ Submitted by Tushaar S (4 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: My theory on Feds is they're like mushrooms. Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin H (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my enviroment. I want my enviroment to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jorge T (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
    ‐ Submitted by Alejandro O (4 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: How's your mother?
    Sergeant Dignam: She's tired from fucking my father, how's yours?
    ‐ Submitted by Kala K (4 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: Guaran-fucking-teed.
    ‐ Submitted by Nastassia J (4 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: Just fucking kill me.
    Billy Costigan: I am killing you.
    ‐ Submitted by John D (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: Hey, do you ever thought of going back to school?
    Billy Costigan: With all due respect Mr.costello, no! School is out.
    Frank Costello: Maybe one day you will wake the fuck up!
    ‐ Submitted by Varun V (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: When I was younger they said you could be a cop or a criminal, but when you are facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Jack W (4 years ago)

  • Captain Queenan: One of you mugs got a light?
    Fitzy: Where's your boy?
    Captain Queenan: He's studying law at Notre Dame.
    Fitzy: Where's your fucking boy?
    Fitzy: Goddamn motherfucker! Now where's your fucking boy!
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (4 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: Hey.
    Captain Ellerby: I'm sorry, to keep you until last minute but things leaked, this lead came from Queenan's undercover guy, I'm going for a smoke right now, do you want a smoke? You don't smoke do ya? What are you one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
    ‐ Submitted by Fraser M (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: You better get organized, quick.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (4 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
    ‐ Submitted by Jennifer F (4 years ago)

  • Sergeant Dignam: May be yes, may be no, may be fuck yourself.
    Frank Costello: You can become cops or criminals but when you are facing a loaded gun, whats the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by S Uzair A (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Isabel R (4 years ago)

  • Billy Costigan: Do you want him to chop me up and feed me to the poor, huh, is that what you want?
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: I can get the rat, you just gotta let me do it my way.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: Are you still a cop!
    Billy Costigan: No!
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: Do you know who I am?
    Billy Costigan: (Costigan nods no)
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Delahunt: I gave you the wrong adress, but you showed up at the right one.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Brown: We can become cops or criminals, but when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike T (4 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: When I was your age they said you could be cops or criminals. But when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Steven P (4 years ago)

  • Captain Ellerby: You wanna smoke? You don't smoke do ya, what are you one of the fitness freaks?
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew M (5 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump the body in the marsh... not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a f*ckin' blowjob! Don't laugh! This ain't reality T.V.!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick M (5 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: Hey! She fell funny....
    ‐ Submitted by Nick M (5 years ago)

  • Frank Costello: When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Colin Sullivan: I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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