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  • Greg Heffley: Let me get something straight. This is a journal, not a diary. When mom went to buy this thing, I clearly told her not to buy anything with the word diary on it.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike R (3 years ago)

  • Patty Farrell: Sing! Sing! SING!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike R (3 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson: Zoo-Wee-Mama!
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson: My mom said to just be myself, and everyone would like me.
    Greg Heffley: That would be good advice if you were somebody else.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Hey little brother, was your first day as crappy as I said it would be?
    ‐ Submitted by Roberto T (3 years ago)

  • Kindergarten Greg: Patty, Patty is fatty. Has a face just like a ratty.
    Kindergarten Patty: [sobs while everybody laughs]
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (3 years ago)

  • Fregley: Wanna see my secret freckle?
    ‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)

  • Angie Steadman: It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland. But it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian A (4 years ago)

  • Manny Heffley: Bubby!
    ‐ Submitted by Kelvin A (5 years ago)

  • Patty Farrell: This has got to be the worst fight ever!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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