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  • Frank Heffley: I sware it was a lock on that door.
    ‐ Submitted by Shaunelle G (6 months ago)

  • Chirag Gupta: You may have dominated me physically, Greg Heffley, but mentally I am the more masculine!
    ‐ Submitted by Grace W (9 months ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Don't be good at something you don't want to do.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson: Wow, she's prettier than my mom.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson: A note, do you want me to spell check it.
    Greg Heffley: Just pass it to Holly.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (3 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson: [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson: I wish we watched Andy's Magic Cushion.
    ‐ Submitted by Carter A (3 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: [to Rodrick] what are you doing here?
    Rodrick Heffley: Mom said she'd pay me Mom Bucks to give you a ride home.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (3 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley: USE CLEAN RAGS!
    ‐ Submitted by Salvador G (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: This mom-bucks thing is a goldmine, muchacho. Better not ruin it for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan G (4 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley: What was General Grant doing on the thermostat?!
    Rodrick Heffley: I, I have no idea...
    Frank Heffley: No idea. No idea?
    Greg Heffley: Nope.
    ‐ Submitted by Lyndsay L (4 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: It's not poop, its chocolate.
    Holly's Dad: Ahh!
    ‐ Submitted by Jason F (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel S (4 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley: They're not toys, they're figurines!
    ‐ Submitted by Vene F (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Whatever you thought, I already thinked it!
    ‐ Submitted by Vene F (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: You'll always be my brother, but you'll never be my friend.
    ‐ Submitted by Val M (5 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: It's not poop, it's chocolate. See?
    ‐ Submitted by Cillein M (5 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson: Wow, she's prettier than my mom.
    ‐ Submitted by Holly H (5 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Greg, you are so dead!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (5 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: "No, thats not me."
    Frank Heffley: "Thats not you!?
    Rodrick Heffley: "No"
    ‐ Submitted by Walker R (5 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley: Don't say anything about the D-O-R-E
    Greg Heffley: The what ??
    ‐ Submitted by Tara L (5 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: No. No! It's not what it looks like. It's just chocolate. *lick the chocolate of his pants* See?
    ‐ Submitted by Nicole B (5 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: You rule!!
    ‐ Submitted by Jayne A (5 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley: I'm in the ladies'...?
    ‐ Submitted by Jennifer T (5 years ago)

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