Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules Quotes

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  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Don't be good at something you don't want to do.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    Wow, she's prettier than my mom.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    A note, do you want me to spell check it.
    Greg Heffley:
    Just pass it to Holly.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson:
    [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson:
    I wish we watched Andy's Magic Cushion.
    ‐ Submitted by Carter A (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    [to Rodrick] what are you doing here?
    Rodrick Heffley:
    Mom said she'd pay me Mom Bucks to give you a ride home.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    USE CLEAN RAGS!
    ‐ Submitted by Salvador G (3 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    This mom-bucks thing is a goldmine, muchacho. Better not ruin it for me.
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan G (3 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    What was General Grant doing on the thermostat?!
    Rodrick Heffley:
    I, I have no idea...
    Frank Heffley:
    No idea. No idea?
    Greg Heffley:
    Nope.
    ‐ Submitted by Lyndsay L (3 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    It's not poop, its chocolate.
    Holly's Dad:
    Ahh!
    ‐ Submitted by Jason F (3 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Does he know about the D-O-R-E?
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel S (3 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    They're not toys, they're figurines!
    ‐ Submitted by Vene F (3 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Whatever you thought, I already thinked it!
    ‐ Submitted by Vene F (3 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    You'll always be my brother, but you'll never be my friend.
    ‐ Submitted by Val M (3 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    It's not poop, it's chocolate. See?
    ‐ Submitted by Cillein M (4 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    Wow, she's prettier than my mom.
    ‐ Submitted by Holly H (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Greg, you are so dead!
    ‐ Submitted by Scott W (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    "No, thats not me."
    Frank Heffley:
    "Thats not you!?
    Rodrick Heffley:
    "No"
    ‐ Submitted by Walker R (4 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Don't say anything about the D-O-R-E
    Greg Heffley:
    The what ??
    ‐ Submitted by Tara L (4 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    No. No! It's not what it looks like. It's just chocolate. *lick the chocolate of his pants* See?
    ‐ Submitted by Nicole B (4 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    You rule!!
    ‐ Submitted by Jayne A (4 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    I'm in the ladies'...?
    ‐ Submitted by Jennifer T (4 years ago)

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