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  • Greg Heffley:
    Wait a minute, this isn't camping.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    You're a phoney, you're a fake!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    I've never actually played tennis before...
    Greg Heffley:
    We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin K (2 years ago)

  • Rodrick Heffley:
    Loaded diaper, activate.
    ‐ Submitted by Kate K (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    A man who never made mistakes never made anything.
    ‐ Submitted by Darren P (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    You got a job!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    When did you get a tattoo!?
    Rodrick Heffley:
    There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    Are you mad?
    Frank Heffley:
    Not mad... just disappointed.
    ‐ Submitted by Robbie N (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    I cant believe it's so crowed here maybe we should come back.
    Rowley Jefferson:
    How about never. Does never sound good?
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    Lets not forget, opening day is free!
    ‐ Submitted by Roberto M (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
    Greg Heffley:
    One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
    Rowley Jefferson:
    What!
    ‐ Submitted by Mokshat S (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    Rowley Jefferson: In case we don't make i there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
    Greg Heffley:
    Greg Heffley: One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe
    Rowley Jefferson:
    Rowley Jefferson: What!
    ‐ Submitted by Madison S (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    I feel like a gangster right now!
    ‐ Submitted by Dawud S (2 years ago)

  • Frank Heffley:
    Let's not forget, opening day is free!
    ‐ Submitted by Lukasz W (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    I feel like a gangster right now!
    ‐ Submitted by Arturo P (2 years ago)

  • Rowley Jefferson:
    In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
    Greg Heffley:
    One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
    Rowley Jefferson:
    What!
    ‐ Submitted by Arturo P (2 years ago)

  • Greg Heffley:
    When did you get a tattoo!?
    Rodrick Heffley:
    There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.
    ‐ Submitted by Arturo P (2 years ago)

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