Die Hard Quotes

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• 1. Hans Gruber: Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.
  – Submitted by Robin M (45 days ago)
• 1. John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
  – Submitted by Gabriel R (3 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: [on the radio] You are most troublesome for a security guard.
  2. John McClane: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
  3. Hans Gruber: Who are you, then?
  4. John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wretch. A pain in the ass.
  – Submitted by Cody H (4 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: [impersonating a hostage] You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them?
  2. John McClane: I'm a cop from New York.
  3. Hans Gruber: New York?
  4. John McClane: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew? [Hans looks at John's bare feet] Better than getting caught with your pants down. [laughs] I'm John McClane. You're uh...
  5. Hans Gruber: Clay. Bill Clay.
  6. John McClane: You know how to use a handgun, Bill?
  7. Hans Gruber: I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint? Probably seems kind of stupid to you.
  8. John McClane: No. [hands him the gun] Time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.
  – Submitted by Cody H (4 months ago)
• 1. Marco: No more table! Where are you going to go now? Let me give you some advice: Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!
  2. John McClane: [kills him] Thanks for the advice.
  – Submitted by Diego U (4 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
  – Submitted by Gareth H (4 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
  – Submitted by Elliott S (5 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: [points gun at John] Put down the gun and give me my detonators.
  2. John McClane: Well, well, well...Hans.
  3. Hans Gruber: Put down the gun.
  4. John McClane: You're pretty tricky with that accent. You oughtta be on fuckin' TV with that accent.
  5. Hans Gruber: I'm going to count to three.
  6. John McClane: Yeah, like you did with Takagi? [Hans pulls trigger and the gun is empty] Oops. No bullets, you think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
  – Submitted by Cody H (5 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
  2. John McClane: That's Gary Cooper, asshole.
  – Submitted by Cody H (5 months ago)
• 1. Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can make somebody that crazy.
  – Submitted by Cody H (5 months ago)
• 1. Sgt. Al Powell: Want a breath mint?
  – Submitted by D.j. N (5 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: I am going to count to three. There will not be a four.
  – Submitted by Graham M (6 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. We can go any way you want it. You can walk out of here or be carried out. But have no illusions. We are in charge.
  – Submitted by Graham M (6 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Welcome to the party pal!
  – Submitted by Graham M (6 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Now I know how a TV dinner feels.
  – Submitted by Graham M (6 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
  – Submitted by Tomer H (8 months ago)
• 1. Hostage: Store clerk: <looking at Twinkies> I thought you guys just ate donuts?
  2. Sgt. Al Powell: They're for my wife.
  3. Hostage: Store clerk: <Ring Twinkies> Yeah...
  4. Sgt. Al Powell: She's pregnant.
  5. Hostage: Store clerk: <Taking money> Yeah...
  6. Sgt. Al Powell: Bag it!
  7. Hostage: Store clerk <puts Twinkies in bag> Big time!
  – Submitted by Rob M (8 months ago)
• 1. Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
  2. Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Benefits of a classical education.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: What was it you said before? Yippi-ki-yay, motherf---er.
  2. John McClane: [laughs]
  3. Hans Gruber: [laughs]
  4. John McClane: Holly! [shoots Hans and henchman] Happy trails, Hans.
  – Submitted by Cody H (8 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: Mr Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day. However, I am far more interested in the 100 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds hidden in your vault... and the computer controls the vault.
  – Submitted by Diego U (9 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Why don't you take THIS under consideration, motherfucker?
  – Submitted by Diego U (9 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: [imitating his wife's request] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
  – Submitted by Josh B (9 months ago)
• 1. Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
  – Submitted by ethan t (10 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. cowboy?
  2. John McClane: Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker.
  – Submitted by Matthew J (11 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: You asked for miracles, I give you... the FBI.
  – Submitted by Diego U (12 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: We do NOT alter the plan!
  2. Karl: And, if HE alters it?
  – Submitted by Jack P (13 months ago)
• 1. Takagi: What kind of terrorists are you?
  2. Hans Gruber: Mr.Takagi, who ever said we were terrorists?
  – Submitted by Jack P (13 months ago)
• 1. Holly Gennero McClane: After all this, you're just a common thief.
  2. Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional theif, Mrs.McClane!
  – Submitted by Jack P (13 months ago)
• 1. Thornburg: [After C4 Explosion] Tell me you got that!
  2. Cameraman: Ya.
  – Submitted by Daniel R (15 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: [during a shootout with McClane, who is barefoot] Karl, schieß dem Fenster [Karl gives Hans a puzzled look. Exasperated, Hans repeats it in English] Shoot the glass the *glass!
  – Submitted by Jeremy F (15 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: [reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
  – Submitted by Francis L (15 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker.
  – Submitted by Nicola T (15 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
  – Submitted by Oliver N (16 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
  – Submitted by Oliver N (16 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll have a party!
  – Submitted by Bob C (16 months ago)
• 1. Dispatcher: Attention whoever you are this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
  2. John McClane: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like i'm ordering a pizza?
  – Submitted by Daniel R (16 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Welcome to the party, Pal!
  – Submitted by Steve M (17 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Yippee Ki Yay motherfuckers!
  – Submitted by Nathan J (17 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Is the building destroyed?
  2. Sgt. Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a new paint job and a shit-load of screen doors.
  – Submitted by Robert H (17 months ago)
• 1. Dwayne T. Robinson: We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
  – Submitted by Robert H (17 months ago)
• 1. Karl: No one kills him but me.
  – Submitted by Robert H (17 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Oops. No bullets! What do you think- I'm fuckin' stupid Hans.
  – Submitted by Robert H (17 months ago)
• 1. Dwayne T. Robinson: Oh god I hope that's not a hostage.
  – Submitted by sean b (17 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: That's a nice suit. It'd be a shame to ruin it.
  – Submitted by sean b (17 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?
  – Submitted by sean b (17 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: No f--ing s-- lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
  – Submitted by sean b (17 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Now I know what a T.V. dinner feels like.
  – Submitted by Lisa B (21 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Why didn't you try to stop'em, John? Because then you'd be dead too, asshole! Think goddammit, think!
  – Submitted by Jamie E (21 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: Get the detonators.
  – Submitted by Lewis T (21 months ago)
• 1. Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
  2. John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
  3. Hans Gruber: Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
  4. John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.
  5. Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
  6. John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
  – Submitted by Lewis T (21 months ago)
• 1. John McClane: Yippie-Kai-Yay, motherfucker!
  – Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
• 1. Ellis: Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. John McClane: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)