An all-star cast, culled from top rated television shows and cult 1980's teen movies, bring charm to this hilarious dark comedy. DIRT MERCHANT takes its name from its main character, Kurt "Dirt" Merchant, a hapless slacker who dreams of rising to the zenith of the music business. Upon getting... [More]

An all-star cast, culled from top rated television shows and cult 1980's teen movies, bring charm to this hilarious dark comedy. DIRT MERCHANT takes its name from its main character, Kurt "Dirt" Merchant, a hapless slacker who dreams of rising to the zenith of the music business. Upon getting dumped by his hot girlfriend and fired by his corrupt boss, Merchant stumbles upon the body of a famed grunge rocker, only to be subsequently framed for the dead rocker's death murder and pulled into a seedy underworld of drugs, sex, and violence. The fine cast includes THAT 70'S SHOW's Danny Masterson, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN's David Faustino, former Brat Packer Anthony Michael Hall, and ex-porn actress Jenna Jameson. [Less]