District 9 Quotes

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• 1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Three years. I promise.
  – Submitted by Cameron D (6 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Keep the fuck away from my child!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (6 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] It took twenty years to collect that amount.
  2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man, FUCK!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (6 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] You said you had a way out!
  2. Wikus van der Merwe: I never said anything about a way out! I promised you a way in!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: I said I would pull it.
  – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: We can't go home. Not anymore.
  – Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
  – Submitted by Adam M (11 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] FUCK!
  – Submitted by Jack B (18 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: I did not have sexual relations with a fokken prawn!
  – Submitted by David J (18 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking prawns!
  – Submitted by Jake R (19 months ago)
• 1. Koobus Venter: Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
  2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking doos.
  – Submitted by John D (19 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: It took twenty years to collect that amount.
  2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man! Fuck!
  – Submitted by John D (19 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: I think I crapped my pants.
  – Submitted by Rob B (20 months ago)
• 1. Christopher Johnson: I thought you said not to kill them?
  2. Wikus van der Merwe: He shot at me!
  – Submitted by Rob B (20 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: Okay, let's cut some cake!
  – Submitted by Rob B (20 months ago)
• 1. Fundiswa Mhlanga: [about Wikus Van de Merwe] He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.
  – Submitted by Andrew M (21 months ago)
• 1. Dirk Michaels: Three years. I promise.
  – Submitted by Brianna S (21 months ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Wikus van der Merwe: We need your signature on this eviction notice.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)