District 9 Quotes

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    1. Koobus Venter: Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck off! No, fuck off, man!
    – Submitted by Prattay S (8 months ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!
    – Submitted by Nick S (11 months ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Hey, you! Don't urinate on your fucking clothing!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (12 months ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Three years. I promise.
    – Submitted by Cameron D (20 months ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Keep the fuck away from my child!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (20 months ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man, FUCK!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (21 months ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] You said you had a way out!
    2. Wikus van der Merwe: I never said anything about a way out! I promised you a way in!
    – Submitted by Cameron D (21 months ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: I said I would pull it.
    – Submitted by Cameron D (22 months ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: We can't go home. Not anymore.
    – Submitted by Typhon Q (23 months ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
    – Submitted by Adam M (2 years ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] FUCK!
    – Submitted by Jack B (2 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: I did not have sexual relations with a fokken prawn!
    – Submitted by David J (2 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking prawns!
    – Submitted by Jake R (2 years ago)
    1. Koobus Venter: Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
    2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking doos.
    – Submitted by John D (2 years ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    2. Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man! Fuck!
    – Submitted by John D (2 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: I think I crapped my pants.
    – Submitted by Rob B (2 years ago)
    1. Christopher Johnson: I thought you said not to kill them?
    2. Wikus van der Merwe: He shot at me!
    – Submitted by Rob B (2 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: Okay, let's cut some cake!
    – Submitted by Rob B (2 years ago)
    1. Fundiswa Mhlanga: [about Wikus Van de Merwe] He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.
    – Submitted by Andrew T (2 years ago)
    1. Dirk Michaels: Three years. I promise.
    – Submitted by Brianna S (2 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Wikus van der Merwe: We need your signature on this eviction notice.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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