District 9 Quotes

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  • Koobus Venter:
    Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (10 months ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Fuck off! No, fuck off, man!
    ‐ Submitted by Prattay S (11 months ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (14 months ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Hey, you! Don't urinate on your fucking clothing!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (15 months ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    [subtitled] Three years. I promise.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (23 months ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    [subtitled] Keep the fuck away from my child!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (23 months ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    [subtitled] It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    Wikus van der Merwe:
    Fuck, man, FUCK!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (24 months ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    [subtitled] You said you had a way out!
    Wikus van der Merwe:
    I never said anything about a way out! I promised you a way in!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    I said I would pull it.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    We can't go home. Not anymore.
    ‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (2 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam M (2 years ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    [subtitled] FUCK!
    ‐ Submitted by Jack B (2 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    I did not have sexual relations with a fokken prawn!
    ‐ Submitted by David J (2 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Fucking prawns!
    ‐ Submitted by Jake R (2 years ago)

  • Koobus Venter:
    Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
    Wikus van der Merwe:
    Fucking doos.
    ‐ Submitted by John D (2 years ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    Wikus van der Merwe:
    Fuck, man! Fuck!
    ‐ Submitted by John D (2 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    I think I crapped my pants.
    ‐ Submitted by Rob B (3 years ago)

  • Christopher Johnson:
    I thought you said not to kill them?
    Wikus van der Merwe:
    He shot at me!
    ‐ Submitted by Rob B (3 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    Okay, let's cut some cake!
    ‐ Submitted by Rob B (3 years ago)

  • Fundiswa Mhlanga:
    [about Wikus Van de Merwe] He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew T (3 years ago)

  • Dirk Michaels:
    Three years. I promise.
    ‐ Submitted by Brianna S (3 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Wikus van der Merwe:
    We need your signature on this eviction notice.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)