Django Unchained Quotes

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  • Dr. King Schultz:
    How do you like the bounty hunting business?
    Django:
    Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (37 days ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Hello, you poor devils!
    ‐ Submitted by James D (7 months ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    How do you like the bounty hunting business?
    Django:
    Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael F (11 months ago)

  • Stephen:
    What he say your name is? Shoots?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Schultz.
    ‐ Submitted by Sandeep H (16 months ago)

  • Django:
    She ain't no house slave, she can't work. She's beautiful. They might make her a comfort girl.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    what's a comfort--? Oh....
    Django:
    Not while I have my freedom. Not while I have my gun.
    ‐ Submitted by Redwan A (18 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Where is my beautiful sister?
    ‐ Submitted by Redwan A (18 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Stephen, you have nails for breakfast? Whats the matter? Why you so ornery? You miss me?
    Stephen:
    Oh yes sir, I... I missed you. Like a, like a hog miss slop. Like a...a baby miss mammy's titty. I miss you like I misses a rock in my shoe.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff R (19 months ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Stop playing Beethoven.
    ‐ Submitted by Imad D (21 months ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    You sure that's him?
    Django:
    Yeah
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Positive?
    Django:
    I don't know
    Dr. King Schultz:
    You don't know if your're positive?
    Django:
    I don't know what positive mean
    Dr. King Schultz:
    It means you're sure
    Django:
    Yes
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Yes what?
    Django:
    Yes, I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle
    Django:
    I'm positive he dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Maireni A (22 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Broomhilda is my property. And I can choose to do with my property, whatever I so desire.
    ‐ Submitted by Omar F (22 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle W (22 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentlemen, You Have My Curiosity. But You Have My Attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (23 months ago)

  • Django:
    Django. The D Is Silent.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex K (23 months ago)

  • Django:
    You got yourself a deal mate!
    ‐ Submitted by Vinay V (23 months ago)

  • d'Artagnan:
    I can't fight no more, Monsieur Candie.
    ‐ Submitted by John D (24 months ago)

  • Django:
    Now, all you black folks, I suggest you get away from all these white folks! Not you, Stephen. You're right where you belong.
    ‐ Submitted by John D (24 months ago)

  • Billy Crash:
    D-jango! You black son of a bitch!
    Django:
    The D is silent, hillbilly.
    ‐ Submitted by John D (24 months ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Hey! You lay your palms flat on that tabletop! If you lift those palms off of that turtleshell tabletop, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose through both ends of that sawed-off!
    Calvin Candie:
    There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe!
    ‐ Submitted by John D (24 months ago)

  • Dicky Speck:
    You go to hell, dentist!
    ‐ Submitted by Eric T (24 months ago)

  • Big Daddy:
    And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.
    ‐ Submitted by Arun C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.
    ‐ Submitted by Swapnil P (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    I don't go in for sweets, thank you.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Alexander Dumas is black.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Everybody calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die, boy.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Where is my beautiful sister?
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver tongued devil, you.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Let's get out of here.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Sheriff Bill Sharp:
    Now, why do ya'll wanna come into my town and start trouble? And scare all of these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass!
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    So, Moby tells me you looked over my African flesh and you were none too impressed, huh?
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I'm curious what makes you so curious.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody them mandingos ain't no damn good, ain't nothing nobody is selling is worth buying - I'm curious. What makes you such a mandingo expert?
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Good, cold evening gentlemen.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    You gonna have to keep up, ya know?
    Broomhilda:
    You won't wait for me.
    Django:
    Better not.
    Broomhilda:
    You won't.
    Django:
    Better not.
    Broomhilda:
    You won't.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    I do. I'm Dr. King Schultz, and this is my horse, Fritz.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Dicky Speck:
    Who's that stumbling around in the dark? State your business, or prepare to get winged!
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Calm yourselves gentlemen, I mean you no harm. I'm simply a fellow weary traveler.
    ‐ Submitted by Hunter F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Cora, say goodbye to Miss Laura
    Cora:
    Goodbye, Miss Laura.
    Django:
    Goodbye, Miss Laura!
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    D'Artagnan motherfuckers!
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver-tongued devil, you.
    ‐ Submitted by Alec L (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say "Auf Wiedersehen." But since what "Auf Wiedersehen" actually means is "'until I see you again" and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say goodbye.
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    You sir are a sore loser.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    And you are an abysmal winner
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Betina:
    So you're really free?
    Django:
    Yes.
    Betina:
    You mean, you wanna dress like that ?
    ‐ Submitted by Jillian L (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    What's your name?
    Django:
    Django.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Then you're the one I'm looking for.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    Django you son-of-a-bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Django. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D's silent.
    ‐ Submitted by Baurushan J (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    I count 6 bullets nigger!
    Django:
    I count two guns nigger!
    ‐ Submitted by Stephanie T (2 years ago)

  • Betina:
    Is that who you was lookin' for?
    Django:
    Yep.
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan P (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Southern hospitality dictates I make her available to him.
    ‐ Submitted by Omar F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    [in disbelief] Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?
    Django:
    Yep.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
    Django:
    I'm curious what makes you so curious.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    [after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    You sir are a sore loser.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    And you are an abysmal winner.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam O (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    So I wish to parley with you.
    Ace Speck:
    Speak English!
    ‐ Submitted by Siddharth K (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Alexander Dumas. He wrote 'The Three Musketeers.' I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?
    Calvin Candie:
    You doubt he'd approve?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Yes. His approval would be a dubious proposition at best.
    Calvin Candie:
    Soft hearted Frenchie?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Alexander Dumas is black.
    ‐ Submitted by Steven F (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Positive?
    Django:
    I don't Know.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    You don't know if you're positive?
    Django:
    I don't know what positive mean.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    It means you're sure.
    Django:
    Yes.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Yes, what?
    Django:
    Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Chadd D (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    We should wait inside.
    Django:
    Can't we just leave?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    After you.
    ‐ Submitted by Siddharth K (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Positive?
    Django:
    I dunno.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    You don't know if you're positive?
    Django:
    I don't know what positive means.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    It means you're sure.
    Django:
    Yes.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Yes, what?
    Django:
    Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Big John Brittle:
    I like the way you beg, boy.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Big Daddy:
    Django isn't a slave. Django is a free man. You understand? You can't treat him like any of these other niggers around here, cause he ain't like any of these other niggers around here. Ya got it?
    Betina:
    You wan' I should treat him like white folks?
    Big Daddy:
    No. That's not what I said.
    Betina:
    Then I don't know what'cha want, Big Daddy.
    Big Daddy:
    Yes? I can see that.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of 200 dollars. Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive.
    Marshall Gill Tatum:
    The hell you say!
    Dr. King Schultz:
    I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news. But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last 2 years. I know this because 3 years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words Marshall, you owe me 200 dollars.
    Django:
    I'll be damned.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I'll be damned.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Broomhilda:
    They call me Hildi.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Billy Crash:
    So you a bounty hunter huh, a black boy getting paid to kill white man. How'd you like that line of work?
    ‐ Submitted by Nasheem k (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Now you can get the Marshall...
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Inn keeper! Remember, get the sheriff, not the Marshall.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Good morning inn keeper! Two beers for two weary travellers.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves? take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Ace Speck:
    State your business, or prepare to get winged!
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Betina:
    So you're really free?
    Django:
    Yes.
    Betina:
    You mean, you wanna dress like that ?
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
    ‐ Submitted by Christian H (2 years ago)

  • LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee:
    Oh I'mma go walkin in the moonlight wit you...
    Django:
    U wanna hold my hand?
    ‐ Submitted by Christopher R (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Good cold evening gentlemen.
    ‐ Submitted by Siddharth K (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Oh we weren't talking business yet, we were discussing my curiosity.
    ‐ Submitted by Bryan O (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.
    ‐ Submitted by Siddharth K (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Hey Lil trouble maker.
    Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver tongued Devil you.
    ‐ Submitted by Bata Ray B (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    He stayin' in the big house!?
    ‐ Submitted by Drew B (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    It's a German story. There's always a mountain.
    ‐ Submitted by Kyle F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    You said to get dirty, I'm getting dirty.
    ‐ Submitted by Ronaldo R (2 years ago)

  • Ace Speck:
    [Cocks rifle] Last chance, fancy pants...
    ‐ Submitted by Elizabeth J (2 years ago)

  • Big Daddy:
    Did I say we ain't wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? That's all that matters!
    ‐ Submitted by Dutch E (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.
    ‐ Submitted by Dutch E (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    [to Dlango and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.
    ‐ Submitted by Dutch E (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    You can't destroy Candyland you son of a.. [explosion]
    ‐ Submitted by SaVannah T (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver tongued devil.
    ‐ Submitted by SaVannah T (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    You wouldn't lie to me would you?
    ‐ Submitted by KenDell J (2 years ago)

  • Betina:
    How should I treat him Big Daddy?
    ‐ Submitted by KenDell J (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Hey, little troublemaker.
    Stephen:
    Hey, big troublemaker.
    ‐ Submitted by Sharon H (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    B'lee dat!
    ‐ Submitted by Sean F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    It's me, baby.
    ‐ Submitted by Anita H (2 years ago)

  • Dicky Speck:
    Who's that stumbling around in the dark?! State your business or prepare to get winged!
    ‐ Submitted by Drew P (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Not you, Stephen.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris S (2 years ago)

  • Bag Head #2:
    I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia.
    Big Daddy:
    Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags!
    ‐ Submitted by Charles R (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    You too, moonlight.
    ‐ Submitted by Crockett W (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Now you can go get the marshall.
    ‐ Submitted by Dan L (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Cora, say goodbye to Ms. Laura...
    ‐ Submitted by PW S (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    Black-ules!
    ‐ Submitted by Jessica B (2 years ago)

  • Big Daddy:
    Did I say we aint wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? Thats all that matters!
    ‐ Submitted by Jessica B (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Hello, little troublemaker.
    ‐ Submitted by Ivy M (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    Them old boys done rode a lot of miles, went through a lot of trouble, just to get that girl.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I'm curious as to what makes you so curious.
    ‐ Submitted by Moe J (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Your boss is a little green around the gills.
    Django:
    I'm just a little more use to Americans than he is.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Adult supervision is required.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson H (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    No one appreciates showmanship more than Messr. Calvin J. Candie.
    ‐ Submitted by Jackson H (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Basanta D (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Hey there, trouble-maker.
    Broomhilda:
    *Faints*
    Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver-tongued devil you.
    ‐ Submitted by Dennis A (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Broomhilda is my property. And I can choose to do with my property whatever I desire.
    ‐ Submitted by Dennis A (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die boy.
    ‐ Submitted by Angad S (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    I've been surrounded my entire life by black faces. I only have one question: Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    *chuckles* who knows what could happen!
    ‐ Submitted by Jose R (2 years ago)

  • Stephen:
    They're playing your ass for a fool.
    ‐ Submitted by Jose R (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Adult supervision is required.
    ‐ Submitted by Jose R (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    You silver tongue devil you.
    ‐ Submitted by Conner W (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Django. The 'D' is silent.
    ‐ Submitted by Zev C (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    He is a rambunctious sort.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeremy F (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die boy.
    ‐ Submitted by Noel Joseph B (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Hasko H (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    How do you like the bounty huntin' business?
    Django:
    Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's NOT to like?
    ‐ Submitted by Eric T (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    How do you like the bounty hunting business?
    ‐ Submitted by Conner W (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Amongst your inventory, I've been led to believe you possess a specimen that I am keen to acquire.
    ‐ Submitted by Harry C (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
    Django:
    You kill people and then they give you a reward?
    Dr. King Schultz:
    Badder they are, bigger the reward.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die, Boy.
    ‐ Submitted by Manny L (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Tyler H (2 years ago)

  • Dr. King Schultz:
    Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.
    ‐ Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Django, the 'D' is silent.
    ‐ Submitted by Conner W (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die, boy!
    ‐ Submitted by Ken C (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    I like the way you die boy!
    ‐ Submitted by Mikkel Illum L (2 years ago)

  • Calvin Candie:
    At first you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach W (2 years ago)

  • Django:
    Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?
    ‐ Submitted by Simon R (2 years ago)

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