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26 Absolutely HORRENDOUS!!! WORST movie I've ever seen 23 This is the best movie I've ever watched! 2 Bad...as in terrible! 10 Trailer 31 I see ah Squinting Keanu is ah moving up in the world 5 Three movies? Julianne Moore is cranking them out. 3 Scarlett Johansson would make an excellent whore. 8 Tomatometer anyone? 3 Seems like a biopic of Me 1 How is Jordan Hoffman's review not fresh?

I see ah Squinting Keanu is ah moving up in the world

Let's hope he ah... learns how to act.
Jeff G.
09-20-2013 04:23 PM

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Monco Person

Movie Person

Squinting Keanu...heheheh.

Oct 1 - 03:49 PM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

WHat's it like to be a fucking idiot?

Sep 26 - 10:10 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

I ah don't know. Tell me.

Sep 27 - 05:15 AM

Pat ChalupaBatman

Pat ChalupaBatman

I'm asking you

Sep 28 - 01:27 AM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

And I'm telling you that ah... I don't know.

Sep 28 - 06:06 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

JGL > Goldblum

I went there.

Sep 26 - 09:22 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

One of my ah conquests described me as a ah flesh storm with 90% chance of satisfaction.

Sep 27 - 05:25 AM

Branden M.

Branden Mata

He's one of the best young actors in his age range working today.

Sep 26 - 02:47 PM

Ash J. Gilmore

Ash J. Get To The Choppa!

I agree.

Sep 26 - 04:34 PM

Zane B

Chum Chum

ah...

Sep 25 - 06:54 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

And let's hope you make it out of direct-to-dvd films.

Sep 22 - 06:42 PM

Bill the B.

Bill the Butcher

You were burned by a pink pony, bro.

Sep 25 - 09:42 AM

Bill the B.

Bill the Butcher

Jeff probably wants Sandler in the lead role

Sep 21 - 10:30 AM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

I'm sure he ah does.

Sep 21 - 12:35 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

I would ah still take Squinting Keanu's stiff acting over ah Sandler's bloody annoying nasal whine.

Sep 21 - 04:36 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Come on ah you know you prefer ah both.

Sep 21 - 06:25 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Huh, first person to say JGL is a bad actor.

Sep 21 - 06:56 AM

Ash J. Gilmore

Ash J. Get To The Choppa!

Fuck you. lol

Sep 21 - 03:25 AM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Asian.

Sep 21 - 06:54 AM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

Jew. Oh wait...

Sep 21 - 05:01 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

I always thought Levitt was part Chinese.

Sep 20 - 05:45 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

No he's ah Jewish.

Sep 20 - 06:22 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Looks pretty Asian to me....

Sep 20 - 06:46 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

If he is Asian then ah... this thread is ah kind of racist.

Sep 20 - 06:51 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

Isn't Keanu Asian?

Sep 20 - 06:54 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

He's ah Canadian with ah Mediterranean background.

Sep 20 - 06:58 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

Although I'm certain that ah Keanu is a ah Hawaiian girl's name.

Sep 20 - 07:01 PM

Nightbreed

Dr. Decker

I mean he has to be Asian. After all, he does know Kung Fu.

Sep 20 - 07:04 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

But he ah plays hockey so that would make MAKE him ah Canadian.

Sep 20 - 07:05 PM

Jeff G.

Jeff Goldblum

WAIT A MINUTE. In ah Babes in Toyland he was from ah... Cincinnati!

Sep 20 - 07:06 PM

Marc Cerone

Marc "Cerone" Chaudry

Then Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg should both be considered Chinese as well -_-

Sep 21 - 06:57 AM

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