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Donnie Darko: If God Controlled time, then the time is pre-decided
Donnie Darko: I just hope, that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief... because there will be so much to look forward to.
Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.
Frank: I've been watching you. Come closer.
Donnie Darko: Chapter 7: The manipulated living will do anything to save themselves from oblivion.
Ricky Danforth: Didn't your dad like... stab your mom?
Frank: Wake up.
Donnie Darko: Destruction is a form of creation.
Frank: Have you ever seen a portal?
Donnie Darko: Frank, when's this gonna stop?
Frank: You should already know that.
Elizabeth Darko: Suck a fuck.
Donnie Darko: Oh dear Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?
Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Ricky Danforth: Yeah, but didn't your dad like stab your mom?
Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
Donnie Darko: I made a new friend.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie Darko: Imaginary.
Donnie Darko: How can you do that?
Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.
Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
Donnie Darko: Sorry.
Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment actually.
Karen Pomeroy: The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.
Donnie Darko: Life isn't that simple.
Donnie Darko: [to his mother] How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful!
Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Donnie Darko: You are the fucking AntiChrist.
Donnie Darko: Tell me, how does one suck a fuck?
Donnie Darko: I promise that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
Ricky Danforth: I like your boobs.
Frank: 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...that is when...the world will end...
Donnie Darko: What's the point of living if every living creature dies alone?
Donnie Darko: I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
Karen Pomeroy: I don't think that you have a clue what it's like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy... to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.
Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone...
Donnie Darko: You are such a fuck ass.
Elizabeth Darko: Did you just call me a fuck ass? You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie Darko: Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Donnie Darko: Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Frank: What the hell were you doing in the middle of the road!?
Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something?
Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?
Donnie Darko: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.
Donnie Darko: It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Frank: Burn it to the ground.
Gretchen Ross: What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?
Frank: Wake up, Donnie. I've been watching you. Come closer, closer. Closer.
Samantha Darko: What's a fuckass?
Elizabeth Darko: You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie Darko: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Dr. Lillian Thurman: How are things going at school?
Donnie Darko: I think about girls a lot.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
Donnie Darko: I think about fucking a lot during school
Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko. What the hell kinda name is that it sounds like a superhero or something.
Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?
Dr. Lillian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
Donnie Darko: She said, 'Every living creature on earth dies alone.'
Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
Donnie Darko: Sorry.
Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment.
Ronald Fisher: Go back to China, bitch!
Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Rose Darko: Do you even know who Graham Greene is?
Kitty Farmer: I think we have all seen Bonanza.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: And are you afraid of that?
Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
Dr. Lillian Thurman: And how does that make you afraid?
Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.
Kitty Farmer: OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.
Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.