Donnie Darko Quotes

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    1. Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
    – Submitted by Charles L (50 days ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: If God Controlled time, then the time is pre-decided
    – Submitted by Ps J (17 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: I just hope, that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief... because there will be so much to look forward to.
    – Submitted by Jacob M (19 months ago)
    1. Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.
    – Submitted by Emily H (19 months ago)
    1. Frank: I've been watching you. Come closer.
    – Submitted by vijeyta R (20 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Chapter 7: The manipulated living will do anything to save themselves from oblivion.
    – Submitted by Will M (20 months ago)
    1. Ricky Danforth: Didn't your dad like... stab your mom?
    – Submitted by Oliverr & (20 months ago)
    1. Frank: Wake up.
    – Submitted by Bryan O (21 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Destruction is a form of creation.
    – Submitted by Lexi K (22 months ago)
    1. Frank: Have you ever seen a portal?
    – Submitted by Will J (22 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Frank, when's this gonna stop?
    2. Frank: You should already know that.
    – Submitted by Will J (22 months ago)
    1. Elizabeth Darko: Suck a fuck.
    2. Donnie Darko: Oh dear Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?
    – Submitted by Shelby I (22 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    2. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Jessica F (23 months ago)
    1. Ricky Danforth: Yeah, but didn't your dad like stab your mom?
    – Submitted by Magnus G (23 months ago)
    1. Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
    – Submitted by Eric V (23 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: I made a new friend.
    2. Dr. Lillian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
    3. Donnie Darko: Imaginary.
    – Submitted by David D (23 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: How can you do that?
    2. Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.
    – Submitted by David D (23 months ago)
    1. Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
    2. Donnie Darko: Sorry.
    3. Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment actually.
    – Submitted by David D (23 months ago)
    1. Karen Pomeroy: The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.
    – Submitted by David D (23 months ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Life isn't that simple.
    – Submitted by Kayla B (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: [to his mother] How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
    2. Rose Darko: It feels wonderful!
    – Submitted by Jiyadur R (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
    2. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Seba O (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: You are the fucking AntiChrist.
    – Submitted by Devon C (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Tell me, how does one suck a fuck?
    – Submitted by Emma D (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: I promise that one day, everything's going to be better for you.
    – Submitted by Grant H (2 years ago)
    1. Ricky Danforth: I like your boobs.
    – Submitted by Simon O (2 years ago)
    1. Frank: 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...that is when...the world will end...
    – Submitted by Jacob M (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: What's the point of living if every living creature dies alone?
    – Submitted by Karim K (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
    – Submitted by Hunter E (2 years ago)
    1. Karen Pomeroy: I don't think that you have a clue what it's like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy... to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.
    – Submitted by Caillan B (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone...
    – Submitted by Dylan B (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: You are such a fuck ass.
    2. Elizabeth Darko: Did you just call me a fuck ass? You can go suck a fuck!
    3. Donnie Darko: Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
    – Submitted by Japes . (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
    – Submitted by Angela T (2 years ago)
    1. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Fenky G (2 years ago)
    1. Frank: What the hell were you doing in the middle of the road!?
    – Submitted by Caleb L (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
    – Submitted by Perry A (2 years ago)
    1. Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something?
    2. Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?
    – Submitted by Alexandar T (2 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
    2. Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.
    – Submitted by Breno d (3 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
    – Submitted by Breno d (3 years ago)
    1. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Frankie B (3 years ago)
    1. Frank: Burn it to the ground.
    – Submitted by Mark L (3 years ago)
    1. Gretchen Ross: What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?
    – Submitted by Mark L (3 years ago)
    1. Frank: Wake up, Donnie. I've been watching you. Come closer, closer. Closer.
    – Submitted by Facebook U (3 years ago)
    1. Samantha Darko: What's a fuckass?
    – Submitted by Kerby H (3 years ago)
    1. Elizabeth Darko: You can go suck a fuck!
    2. Donnie Darko: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?
    – Submitted by Amelia P (3 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    2. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Nick F (3 years ago)
    1. Dr. Lillian Thurman: How are things going at school?
    2. Donnie Darko: I think about girls a lot.
    3. Dr. Lillian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
    4. Donnie Darko: I think about fucking a lot during school
    – Submitted by Alex O (3 years ago)
    1. Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko. What the hell kinda name is that it sounds like a superhero or something.
    2. Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?
    – Submitted by Alex O (3 years ago)
    1. Dr. Lillian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
    2. Donnie Darko: She said, 'Every living creature on earth dies alone.'
    – Submitted by Anastasia B (3 years ago)
    1. Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
    2. Donnie Darko: Sorry.
    3. Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment.
    – Submitted by Félix C (3 years ago)
    1. Ronald Fisher: Go back to China, bitch!
    – Submitted by Jimmy S (3 years ago)
    1. Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    2. Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    – Submitted by Daisy L (3 years ago)
    1. Rose Darko: Do you even know who Graham Greene is?
    2. Kitty Farmer: I think we have all seen Bonanza.
    – Submitted by Kendra M (3 years ago)
    1. Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
    2. Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
    3. Dr. Lillian Thurman: And are you afraid of that?
    4. Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.
    – Submitted by Big S (3 years ago)
    1. Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
    2. Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
    3. Dr. Lillian Thurman: And how does that make you afraid?
    4. Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.
    – Submitted by Big S (3 years ago)
    1. Kitty Farmer: OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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