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Don't Go Near the Water

Don't Go Near the Water (1957)

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Release Date: Nov 14, 1957 Wide

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Obviously inspired by such service comedies as Mister Roberts and Operation Mad Ball, Don't Go Near the Water is a tribute to those "unsung heroes" of WW2: the men and women of the Navy's Public Relations Department. Thousands of miles away from the shooting war, Lt. Max Siegel (Glenn Ford) and the rest of the PR staff spend their time issuing colorful reports of Naval heroism and sucking up to visiting US dignitaries on a tiny South Sea island. Siegel and company also battle the anal-rententive

Unrated, 1 hr. 42 min.

Action & Adventure, Romance, Classics, Comedy

Jan 19, 1994

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