Dracula 2000 Reviews

Too scary, too gory, too gross.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

There is ... very little that this film does right, and I can identify nothing to justify its existence.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

[It] will be consigned to the bin with all the other Dracula rejects.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4

A perfect example of the kind of rigidly conventional vampire movie that wearies contemporary horror buffs.

Strip away the Dracula plot, and this is essentially just a stupid slasher movie.

Full Review | Original Score: D+

We're talking 5,940 seconds better spent doing anything else under the sun, including but not limited to pulling out one's toenails one by one.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

...thanks to Hollywood, Dracula really is eternal. With those kind of odds, I suppose eventually we'll get a vampire flick worth watching. But this ain't it.

| Original Score: 3/10

Just what we need: another Dracula movie!

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5

Considering that it arrives a week before going stale-dated, one shouldn't expect much electricity from Dracula 2000. And shocking it isn't.

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A thudding, suspense-free montage of unshocking shock effects and more severed heads than toppled during the French Revolution.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5

Dracula may stay undead in the new millennium, but there's not a sign of life -- oh, that bloodless acting -- in this sorry mess.

| Original Score: 0.5/5

Unable to add a single new thought or shot to the tired vampire genre.

Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5

While not a truly terrible vampire movie like The Forsaken, Dracula 2000 could have been so much more.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4

Dracula 2000 is an update of the classic story that unfortunately drives several nails into the coffin of the vampire genre.

Full Review | Original Score: 42/100

Bad in just about every way.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5

Clearly comes off as the weakest of any recent vampire flicks.

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Anyone not high and surrounded by thirty of their closest friends would be well advised to leave this Dracula entombed.

Full Review | Original Score: short

There are precious few good performances in this movie, and it would be really great if the title character were one of them.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5

There's enough holes in the plot to drive a 40-foot hearse through.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5

Vampire movies are on the comeback. But like any genre, the offerings to hit our screens vary in quality.

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