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Drillbit Taylor (2008)

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Average Rating: 4.5/10
Reviews Counted: 142
Fresh: 36 | Rotten: 106

Critics Consensus: Owen Wilson's charms can't save Drillbit Taylor, an unfunny, overly familiar bullied-teen comedy.

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Average Rating: 4.3/10
Critic Reviews: 35
Fresh: 7 | Rotten: 28

Critics Consensus: Owen Wilson's charms can't save Drillbit Taylor, an unfunny, overly familiar bullied-teen comedy.

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Movie Info

Two high school freshmen are targeted by the school bully on the first day of school. The boys hire what they think is a low-budget soldier of fortune to protect them, but he turns out to be anything but.

Rating:
PG-13 (for crude sexual references throughout, strong bullying, language, drug references and partial nudity)
Genre:
Comedy
Directed By:
Written By:
Kristofor Brown , Seth Rogen
In Theaters:
On DVD:
Jul 1, 2008
Box Office:
$32.9M
Runtime:
Paramount Pictures - Official Site

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Critic Reviews for Drillbit Taylor

All Critics (144) | Top Critics (35) | Fresh (36) | Rotten (106) | DVD (9)

The action sags in the middle, but director Steven Brill gets mileage out of some funny cameos and good one-liners.

Full Review… | December 9, 2008
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

'Drillbit Taylor' is a bit of a giggle, but it lacks bite and direction: even the old prom showdown routine would have enlivened this aimless comedy.

Full Review… | March 27, 2008
Time Out
Top Critic

The constant fighting and punching gets nastier and less funny, the film drags on for far too long, and the ending is uninspired and predictable.

March 24, 2008
Ebert & Roeper
Top Critic

Drillbit Taylor is as clunky and humorless as its title.

Full Review… | March 21, 2008
USA Today
Top Critic

Maybe I should have bought popcorn; this movie undoubtedly goes down better when it's partially drowned out by munching.

Full Review… | March 21, 2008
Seattle Times
Top Critic

Despite sharing a producer in comedy-genius-of-the-moment Judd Apatow, a co-writer in Seth Rogen and somewhat similar territory, Drillbit Taylor doesn't measure up to the raunchy classic that gave the world McLovin.

Full Review… | March 21, 2008
Arizona Republic
Top Critic

The characters are so uneven it feels like two different movies awkwardly fused together.

Full Review… | October 14, 2012
TheShiznit.co.uk

Most of it is the same high school comedy we've been watching since John Hugh's heyday 20 years ago. Everyone is either popular and cruel (because in teenager-land one de facto means the other) or awkward and thus fair game for the popular kids.

Full Review… | March 18, 2011
ComingSoon.net

All too kiddie for Apatow's older fan base and a bit too rough and violent to be an all-ages, family-friendly film.

Full Review… | March 29, 2009
TheMovieReport.com

...aggressively bland...

Full Review… | November 6, 2008
Reel Film Reviews

Has enough heart and insight into the complexities of being a teenager today that you can overlook some of its other shortcomings - primarily in the tired act of the titular character.

Full Review… | August 18, 2008

A distaff version of Weird Science with a similar metaphysical disregard for logic

Full Review… | July 16, 2008
Film Freak Central

Wilson proves again that he's a quick-witted comedic treasure—he's the sort of actor who gets hired to make mediocre movies almost good by his sheer force of comic will. [Blu-Ray]

Full Review… | July 2, 2008
Groucho Reviews

...silly, sentimental, sometimes cruel, often clumsy, mostly unfunny, and frustratingly inane.

Full Review… | June 21, 2008
Movie Metropolis

What worked for me were the three kids, but every time Wilson shows up the movie comes to a complete halt.

Full Review… | June 18, 2008
Sin Magazine

Leaves its stain less on [Luke] Wilson than on the fellows who are trying to harness his smirk and his persona without the delicate touch that [Wes] Anderson and Wilson made look easy.

Full Review… | June 3, 2008
Paste Magazine

You can pretty much tell which parts were written by Seth Rogen. That was probably why 50% of the movie was actually funny.

Full Review… | June 1, 2008
WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)

Earns plenty of laughs without sinking to gross-out levels.

Full Review… | May 25, 2008
Spectrum (St. George, Utah)

Maybe it's because I had low expectations going in, but whatever the case may be I was unable to wipe the smile off my face throughout most of the film.

Full Review… | May 20, 2008
Watertown Daily Times

He (Wilson) has played every variation of the stoned surfer guy imaginable and here the act begins to wear thin

Full Review… | April 15, 2008
Nolan's Pop Culture Review

Wilson is perfectly cast as a beach bum who passes as a bodyguard for teens

Full Review… | April 4, 2008
jackiekcooper.com

The kids are generally good, and Frost makes a really convincing psycho, but the energy level is generally dragged down by Wilson, who gives a depressive edge to his zillionth version of this character.

April 3, 2008
Los Angeles CityBeat

Produced by Judd Apatow and co-written by Seth Rogen, Drillbit Taylor has a been there, done that quality reminiscent of Superbad if it were much tamer and less funnier.

Full Review… | April 1, 2008
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema

Insufferably mean-spirited, "Drillbit Taylor" is, believe it or not, a movie about bullies aimed at young people.

Full Review… | March 30, 2008
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

It mixes big laughs with a lot of heart taking a premise built on a group of disparate losers and turning it into a hilarious winner in every way imaginable.

Full Review… | March 29, 2008
Boxoffice Magazine

Audience Reviews for Drillbit Taylor

Some interesting characters, doesn't make Drillbit Taylor just other bullied-teen comedy.

Lucas Martins
Lucas Martins

Super Reviewer

½

Decent comedy, but with nothing ever memorable going for it, Drillbit Taylor is fun, mindless entertainment that could have been much better. This movie did have some laughs, but it lacked in some area. One of the films biggest faults was Troy Gentile as Ryan, he was totally annoying, and made me lose interest in this one almost. What made this film fun to watch is seeing the three bullies go nuts on the main three characters. I know bullying is a serious issue, but with their antics here, they really stole the show. The film is a decent comedy to watch, it's fun, with a decent cast (aside from Troy Gentile) and it's definitely worth watching. However don't expect the funniest film ever when watching this, there are parts that sometimes don't work, and the film's humor lacks in some areas where it should be really funny. Though it's imperfect, it's still a decent little film to watch and Owen Wilson is pretty funny here as well. The film is worth seeing, but don't expect something great with the comedy and like I said actor Troy Gentile ruined the film as his character was dreadfully annoying. However for what it is, it'll make you laugh a few times. I enjoyed the film, but felt it could have been better. This is a fun little comedy that needed a little bit more thought out comedic material to make it work better, and they could have written out the fat Eminem wannabe, which brought the film down a notch because he was so annoying. Aside from those minor things, Drillbit Taylor is mindless decent fun.

TheDudeLebowski65
Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

Super Reviewer

½

Drillbit Taylor may have an unoriginal story and the characters may be a little stale, but the way everything is executed in this film, it is actually very funny! I found myself finding every situation funny no matter how stupid the origin of the joke really was. I believe that if this didn't have any big stars and the kids were unfunny, this film would have definitely flopped, but overall it is easily enjoyable. Drillbit Taylor is the type of movie you can watch a few times over before the film begins to get old!

KJ Proulx
KJ Proulx

Super Reviewer

Did I enjoy this movie, ya, did I love it, no. The plot was average, really just a simple story. It was funny a lot, and also cheesy sometimes too. I personally think Owen Wilson and the teens were perfectly picked, I loved them. This movie was fun, but no comedy classic.

DreamExtractor
Jim Careter

Super Reviewer

Drillbit Taylor Quotes


Ronnie: Holy crap, you guys are retarded!
– Submitted by J * (14 months ago)
Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him? Wade: Well, he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
– Submitted by J * (14 months ago)
Filkins: Because you're Siamese queers, bitches!
– Submitted by J * (14 months ago)
Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!
– Submitted by J * (14 months ago)
Don: There not scared of me, I'm sexy.
– Submitted by Michael M (2 years ago)

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