• Unrated, 1 hr. 9 min.
  • Classics, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Leo McCarey
    In Theaters:
    Nov 17, 1933 Wide
    On DVD:
    Oct 10, 2000
  • Paramount Pictures

Duck Soup Quotes

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    1. Mrs. Teasdale: Victory is ours!
    – Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: Go, and never darken my towels again!
    – Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: I wonder whatever became of me? I should have been back here a long time ago.
    – Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.
    – Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: How do you like that? I haven't been on the job five minutes, and already she's making advances to me.
    – Submitted by Alex K (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
    – Submitted by Zev B (2 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.
    – Submitted by francis t (3 years ago)
    1. Prosecutor: What about the taxes?
    2. Chicolini: Texas I got an uncle lives in Texas.
    3. Prosecutor: No Taxes. Dollars.
    4. Chicolini: Ya, that's where he lives -- Dallas, Texas.
    – Submitted by Bob O (3 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
    2. Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)
    1. Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
    – Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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