• PG-13, 1 hr. 44 min.
  • Action & Adventure, Comedy
  • Directed By:
    In Theaters:
    Aug 5, 2005 Wide
    On DVD:
    Dec 6, 2005
  • Warner Bros. Pictures

The Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

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    1. Uncle Jesse: You know what you get when you cross a donkey with an union?
    2. Luke Duke: What?
    3. Boss Hogg: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!
    – Submitted by Jonny Jeremias S (2 years ago)
    1. Uncle Jesse: You know why divorces are so expensive?
    2. Luke Duke: Why?
    3. Uncle Jesse: Because they're worth it!
    – Submitted by Jonny Jeremias S (2 years ago)
    1. Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.
    – Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

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